Where do I go when I need answers to the most pressing questions? Not to some crazy psychic or phony doctor, nosiree. I take my questions to the one place in the universe that can provide me with the necessary answers so that I can take the next step in my life. I go to Google Images.
The rules are simple. Type in a question and the first image that comes up is your answer. Voila! Problems solved.
Question #1
What is the meaning of life?
I guess we’ll have to wait on that one.
Question #2
Who is my father?
I guess that’s where I was conceived. I hate having hippies for parents…always doing it outdoors.
Question #3
Could you recommend a good printer?
That print quality sucks. But if Google Images says so…
Question #4
How can I get rid of this rash?
Wow, flexing does help! Now if only I could flex my…