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Written By: Jeff Naydol |
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Plastic Death Match Presents:
Hey kids! Want to be as drunk as possible for as long as possible? Grab yourself a few bottles of booze, pop in a 24 DVD, and marathon an entire season while playing this drinking game! Just... um... try not to poison yourself.
Take one drink if...
• Jack draws his gun and yells.
• Tony complains about breaking rules and tries to stop someone from doing so.
• Tony complains about breaking rules... and does it anyway.
• Someone tells Chloe to shut up and do her job/get back to work.
• Palmer has a crisis of conscience.
• A CTU employee turns out to be a traitor.
• A woman turns out to be evil.
• Jack disobeys a direct order.
• Two CTU employees reveal their love for each other.
• A member of Palmer's staff does something bad.
• A major crisis leads into a bigger crisis or conspiracy.
• Kim gets kidnapped.
• Someone from Jack's past seeks revenge.
• A major event occurs exactly on the hour.
• There's some gratuitous undressing/near-nudity.
• An innocent (or mostly innocent) bystander unwittingly becomes a key player in the day's events.
• Sherry gloats about being an evil, manipulative bitch.
• Jack tries to convince the bad guys he's turned evil by mentioning his wife's death.
• A major injury or illness randomly stops being a problem and is ignored or forgotten for the rest of the episode/season.
• Someone heads to the CTU restrooms to make a phone call.
• A cell phone stops working just when it's needed most.
• Secret Service agent Aaron helps Palmer out of a tight spot, passes on some wise advice, or otherwise does something more useful than anyone else from Palmer's staff or cabinet.
• Palmer asks Jack to take on the tough assignments or dirty work.
• Jack tortures someone.
• Kim wears something extremely revealing.
• Jack and Tony have an argument.
Take two drinks if...
• Jack and Tony have a fistfight.
• Someone attempts to assassinate Palmer.
• A major character dies.
• A major character should die, but doesn't.
• Jack kills someone.
• Jack tells someone not to mess with him because he's already killed one or more people today.
• CTU doesn't quite manage to stop the terrorist event from happening.
• An annoying/jerky character has some touching humanizing scenes... and then dies.
• Terrorists manage to kidnap someone important.
Take three drinks if...
• Nothing interesting happens on the hour.
• CTU is blown up.
• Kim is attacked by a wild animal... for no apparent reason.
• Jack dies. |
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