Who says that reading comic books can’t be useful? Don’t let those chumps bring you down with things like reality. You can get a girl. Honest. Just try out some of these pick-up lines at your local comic convention or maybe you should go somewhere that actually has girls like a club or a bar. You’ll be moving out of your mom’s basement in no time.
50 Comic Book Pick-up Lines
50. Want to know why they call me Superman?
49. If you come back to my place, I’ll show you my Man-Thing.
48. Wham, bam, SHAZAM! Now can I have your number?
47. The ladies like to call me Mr. Fantastic. Care to find out why?
46. Hulk like puny human girls to write phone numbers in his puny black book.
45. Want to see my Uru hammer?
44. My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.
43. Do you really want to know what I keep in my utility belt?
42. Want to see my rock hard Thing?
41. My mutant ability is known to make woman scream like Banshee.
40. Iron Fist. Nuff said.
39. My nickname is Goliath. Wanna know why?
38. Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?
37. You make me feel strange. Someone call a doctor, please!
36. I’m a member of an exclusive secret society. Wanna be my Black Queen?
35. Your mutant ability must be to change your skin into mirrors cuz baby I can see myself in you.
34. Girls want to date Batman but every girl wants a Superman in bed.
33. Odin must have put a spell on me because I’ve reached Valhalla.
32. You’re as striking as a bolt of lightning cast from the hand of a goddess.
31. I’m like Boomerang, one time around and I’m back for more.
30. Don’t worry babe, it won’t be spider webs that I’ll shoot in your eye.
29. I have a pet dragon at home. Care to check it out?
28. I A.I.M. to please.
27. Have you ever had a real walking white Bone?
26. Let’s head over to my place and produce some of our own spawn.
25. Ulik, I lick, sounds like a great night!
24. I’m like the Absorbing Man, once I touch you I turn to stone.
23. You can call me Set. There may only be one snake but it’ll feel like seven to you.
22. Be a Ghost Rider and hop on my hog.
21. I have a Catwoman outfit at home. Will you come home with me and try it on? Please?
20. Who’s watching the Watcher? No one cuz I’ll be banging you.
19. I am a superhero and I’ll patrol your block all night long.
18. I used my pocket Cerebro and it pointed me right to you.
17. You most certainly won’t mistake me for the fastest man alive.
16. I’ll take you to the Maxx and I’ll show you my white Isz.
15. You must be the Human Torch because you’re on fire!
14. I should call you Polaris because we have one hell of an attraction.
13. Let me be your Puppet Master and I’ll pull all the right strings.
12. If I were Iceman, I couldn’t stand next to someone as hot as you.
11. I’m like the Leader because I think with my big head. It has big veins too!
10. If I were the Rhino, you could hang on to my large horn.
09. After I’m done with you, you’ll think that you spent the night with Multiple Man.
08. I’m no Captain Marvel but you’ll sure be yelling SHAZAM!
07. You can experiment on me just like the Weapon X program did on Wolverine.
06. I have to tell you a secret. I’m really a mutant they the ladies call the Sexecutioner.
05. You’ll need Damage Control after a night with me.
04. You’ll think that you’re in a comic book because being with me is like an Amazing Fantasy come true.
03. You’ll have to join the New Warriors because you’ll be bouncing around the room like Speedball.
02. Call me if you want to see what a real Wonder Man is like.
01. I’m the best at what I do and what I do is pretty woman like you.
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