
Starring: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Peet, Billy Connolly, Xzibit
Written By: Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz
Directed By: Chris Carter
Studio: 20th Century Fox
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Six years after the end of the X-Files TV series, Mulder and Scully are dragged back into the business that they have been trying to get away from for the past ten years. When an FBI agent goes missing, the only one that can find her is Fox Mulder and a child molesting psychic priest.
After watching this movie and, like everyone else, expecting something at least half decent, I was very disappointed that this is all that Chris Carter has left in the tank for The X-Files. You could probably assume that this is pretty much going to be the last shot that anyone is going to take with The X-Files series and would be most likely the last time that we see Scully and Mulder together again. So, with that being the case, one would not be so crazy as to go out on a limb and give the fans everything that they have ever wanted, to wrap things up and to go out with a bang would they? I guess that wasnnt possible for some reason. Instead, much like the Star Trek: The Next Generation franchise, The X-Files are left to fizzle out into nothingness. Instead doing something like say, solving the mystery of Mulderns sister once and for all or bringing back some older characters like the Smoking Man and closing with a compelling story that proves once and for all that aliens do indeed exist or something of the sort, we are left with a movie that pretty much boils down to an episode of CSI with a pedophile psychic priest solving nothing more than a Frankenstein case. There really wasnnt anything supernatural or paranormal about this movie that made me want to believe in anything.
Without giving away too much in the way of spoilers, the plot revolves around former agent Fox Mulder being dragged back into helping the FBI, not really the X-Files Department in order to solve the mystery of an agent that went missing. As ridiculous as it may sound, the FBI has decided to clear Mulder of any and all of his past misgivings and is offered a clean slate if he helps them find a missing agent of insignificant importance. A psychic pedophile ex-priest tags along providing information when he feels like it, which is usually when they donnt need it or cannt do anything about it not when they really need it. Scully had a story arc that ran parallel to Mulderns story and, even though it provided the breakthrough in Mulderns case, fizzled out by the end of the movie. I felt that it could have carried a heavier weight in the moviens ending but it felt rushed when the loosed ends were wrapped up.
I really donnt think that any part of this movie made it feel like any of the older X-Files episodes other than a cameo or two from past characters. Both Mulder and Scully want out of having to deal with the FBI yet they keep coming back to help them and not for a case where pod people are taking over the world, but for a couple of demented scientists who enjoy playing Mr. Potato Head with animals. As I mentioned before, I expected this to be the big finish for the X-Files franchise. Instead, it was a big disappointment. Inm left believing that there may have been a possibility to put the icing on the cake with I Want To Believe but with the major bomb that this movie was in theaters, this is the last that were going to see of Mulder and Scully. Maybe in twenty years, wenll get a remake of the first movie
Features:
On Disc 1:
Feature-length audio commentary with director Chris Carter and producer Frank Spotnitz
Deleted Scenes
Chris Carter: Statements on Green Production
Body Parts: Special Makeup Effects
Gag Reel
Dying 2 Live music video by Xzibit
Still Galleries
Domestic and International Theatrical Trailers
On Disc 2:
Trust No One: Can ‘The X-Files’ Remain a Secret?: A documentary about bringing the X-Files back to life with interviews by the cast and crew.
Audio:
English (Dolby Digital 5.1)
Video:
Widescreen 2.40:1
Subtitles:
English, Spanish
RATING & SUMMARY:
Favorites: Scullyns first encounter with Father Joe, Mulder in his crazy room, the classic X-Files chase scene through the streets.
Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 104 minutes
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Starring: Matt Lanter, Ashley Eckstein, James Arnold Taylor, Dee Bradley Baker
Written By: Henry Gilroy, Steve Melching and Scott Murphy
Directed By: Dave Filoni
Studio: Warner Brothers/Lucasfilm
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Forget the last three Star Wars movies blotches, The Clone Wars is questionably the best movie in the franchise since Ewoks celebrated with a festive dance at the end of Return of the Jedi. There are no Ewoks in this one though, thankfully. And no Jar Jar either.
From start to finish, Star Wars: The Clone Wars is visually stunning. The animators seem to have taken a cue from the style of the recent TMNT animated movie. Characters are stylized in very creative ways all the while maintaining their recognizable looks. Obi Wan, for example, has a long face and an Abe Lincoln beard but you can instantly recognize that it is in fact Obi Wan. Count Dooku has a similarly stylized face but his thick body and wrinkled face provide his distinguished look. The animation style works even better when it comes to battle droids and the creatures of the Star Wars universe.
The Clone Wars falls somewhere between episode 3 and 2003ns Clone Wars TV series, presumably around the same time. I was a big fan of the original Clone Wars and was living off of my expectations of that series. Although the Clone Wars movie didnnt have the massive cast of characters and as much all-out action as the n03 series, I was very pleased to see a story that revolved around one of my favorite SW characters, Jabba the Hutt. I was kind of expecting the story to disappoint and lean more towards a younger audience with the introduction of Ahsoka Tano, but I was again pleasantly surprised by a story that contained some interesting plot twists and a few not so kid friendly moments (i.e. severed bounty hunter heads on a stretcher). The characters were very true to their movie counterparts with the exception of Anakin being a little less whiny and I wonnt complain about that.
If I had to point out the few things that I disliked about the movie, it would be nothing more than a few gripes that I would be nitpicking about. I thought that at time Ahsoka was a little annoying. Some of her dialogue with Anakin made it seem like the two of them were brother and sister and were bickering over things. I was also expecting more of Asajj Ventress and maybe a possible cameo by General Grievous but the Obi Wan/Ventress fight was fleeting and Grievous must have been getting some smoker treatments or something.
The two-disc Special Edition is freakinn loaded with special features and some very good ones if I may say so myself. A lot of the features deal with the Clone Wars series that follows this movie. There is a feature that previews the upcoming series, a feature on the voiceover actors, a feature on scoring the new series, deleted scenes and making-of featurettes just to name a few.
If you are fan of the Star Wars universe, then you most likely saw Star Wars: The Clone Wars in theatres and already own the DVD (I hope you got the special edition. If not, shame on you!). If you are a casual fan and not sure about the quality of a Star Wars movie that appeared under the radar, then I would like to inform you kind sir or madame, The Clone Wars is right up there with the top tier Star Wars stuff. It has a feel to it that reminds me a lot of the earlier movies, but with the new characters. If that hasnnt sold you, then check it out for the animation alone. Star Wars: The Clone Wars is definitely like nothing else in the Star Wars U.
Features:
Disc One
Commentary by Director Dave Filoni, Producer Catherine Windber, Writer Henry Gilroy and Editor Jason W. A. Tucker
Languages and Subtitles
Disc 2
The Clone Wars: The Untold Stories-Preview stories, vehicles, planets and battles of Season One of Star Wars: The Clone Wars TV series.
The Voices of the Clone Wars-Voiceover actors and animated characters in split-screen performances
A New Score-Composer Kevin Kiner establishing a new musical identity for the series
Gallery of Concept and Production Art
Webisodes-6 making-of featurettes
Deleted Scenes
Trailers
Audio:
Dolby Digital 5.1
Video:
Widescreen (16×9 2.4:1)
Subtitles:
English, French, Spanish
RATING & SUMMARY:
Favorites: The battle for the monastery, the Anakin/Dooku battle, anything with Yoda in it.
Rating: PG
Running Time: 98 minutes
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Record Label: Metal Blade Records
Genre: Metal
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Not to be confused with the ska band of similar name, Bison B.C. play a furious form of thrash metal that holds a special place in this reviewers heart.
Quiet Earth starts out with a furious song that is very reminiscent of later Slayer and seemingly sets the listener up for one hell of a listen. By the end of the album Im somewhat disappointed by the outcome. While the band has the thrash metal sound down to a tee and manage to switch things up with some classic viking metal sounds, the vocals (or lack thereof) really kill this album. The lead singer doesnt have any range and towards the end of the album it seem that he just gives up singing entirely because he knows that he doesnt have any range.
RATING & SUMMARY:
Bottom Line: Quiet Earth might have been better as an instrumental album but where’s the metal in that?
Notable Tracks: Wendigo Pt. 1 (Quest For Fire), Medication
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Record Label: Velvet Hammer
Genre: Rock
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If you are looking for something original and inventive that strays from the formula of mainstream rock nowadays, you should probably start listening to gypsy punk and totally avoid Taproot.
For a band that started off sounding like Mudvayne and Papa Roach, Taproot have now reinvented themselves into a band that sounds like the Deftones and Nickelback. Wow, what a difference!
Our Long Road Home reminds me of a long bus trip home. Its tired, boring and you just need to get away from it and get some fresh air. It takes notes from just about every genre out there that sucks asseverything from radio-friendly rock to emo and even a little bit of overplayed 90s rock.
RATING & SUMMARY:
Bottom Line: Sounds like all of the other crap currently on the radio.
Notable Tracks: Karmaway
Overall Rating: 
Record Label: Club Neverdie Records
Genre: Techno-Rock
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Whoever says that there isnt money in playing video games should probably set up an interview with Jon Jacobs of Neverdie. Hes made a fortune in the game Project Entropia, a space fantasy MMO. Apparently with all that extra money, hes decided to waste a little bit of it on recording a faux blues/rock/techno album.
Upon first listen, No Rock Unrolled was a lot different that I had expected it to be. Missing were the Lords of Acid techno-sludge that I had been expecting. They were replaced with country twang and blues rock riffs from 1972 that have been intertwined with a subtle techno/hip-hop overtone. While the first couple of songs were decent, when the techno dance beats started to arrive the album really just jetted off into outer space.
Most of No Rock Un Rolled seems forced and hokey at times. The songs are bland, unentertaining and maybe worth a single listen at best. As for repeat listens, not going to happen here.
RATING & SUMMARY:
Bottom Line: One popular song goes to someones head and this is what happens. Think before starting a band kids!
Notable Tracks: New VU Blues, Can You Reach The Button?
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Record Label: Self Released
Genre: Punk
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I will quote the great Adam Coozer on this one, Unlistenable punk that’s trying to be wild n’ crazy but is really shrill and irritating. So very, very lame. That pretty much sums up Suzy Wong and the Honkeys. The vocals are harsh and irritating and the mix of the disc is terrible. Avoid at all costs!
RATING & SUMMARY:
Bottom Line: Terrible
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Record Label: Bridge 9 Records
Genre: Rock
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For a band that used to be considered part of the hardcore community, Crime In Stereo have taken a page out of the AFI handbook and decided to reinvent themselves in the radio-friendly modern rock kind of way. What band doesnt strive to be included in the Madden video game soundtrack? Playing hardcore wont get you to that high point in your career nor will it bring in shitloads of money for playing the same kind of music that everyone else on the radio does.
Oh wait, Crime In Stereo try to play some punk rock on Selective Wreckage? Yeah right. Ive heard better punk rock from a band named Outlaw out of the UK and their oldest member is like, 14.
RATING & SUMMARY:
Bottom Line: If you like boring, check out Crime In Stereo right away!
Notable Tracks: N/A
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Record Label: Overdose On Records
Genre: Punk
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Remember the time when punk rock bands used to make ridiculous albums about the stupidest of things and just not give a fuck? Probably not because Im old and youre not.
Endangered Feces seem to have a major hard on for anything and everything shit related. Some of their songs include Dirty Sanchez Will Not Be Denied, Deuces Wild, Little Brown Zeppelins, Turd Shack Boogie and City Dump to name a few. The thing is, the band dont take themselves too seriously (obviously). Does Anybody Remember Laughter? sums that up. While most people may find the potty humor childish and immature, I actually found myself chuckling from time to time. The throwback to some of the earlier 90s pop punk bands was kind of a welcoming sound. Oh, and between the 45 second long punk rock songs about fecal matter was a cover of Willie Nelsons On the Road Again. Yeah, I dont know either.
Take away the shit songs, the 30 second songs and the third grade humor and you have. well theres really nothing else leftexcept a punk band that just wants to have fun and make asses of themselves. Thats not so bad after all, is it?
RATING & SUMMARY:
Bottom Line: 13 songs about shit, 1 about sniffing gas and a Willie Nelson cover. Its a fairly rounded album.
Notable Tracks: Turd Shack Boogie, F.U.B.A.R., All Systems No
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Record Label: House of Love Records
Genre: Post Punk
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Sounds like: Sonic Youth if Sonic Youth could get any worse. Bands like the Payoff are not only annoying and obnoxious but can make a man lose their lunch with the schizophrenic drumbeats, noise guitar and post-emo shout/yell vocals.
Theres really no method to this kind of madness. Im reminded of Refusedand I dont want to be reminded of Refused.
RATING & SUMMARY:
Bottom Line: I think that I would rather be listening to emo.
Notable Tracks: N/A
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Record Label: Financial Records
Genre: Ska/Punk
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If you take just a little bit of the River City Rebels, a little bit of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, some ALL and maybe a touch of the Bouncing Souls you can pretty much piece together the sound that encompasses the sonic listening experience of Do It Yourself.
With Do It Yourself there are a lot of various influences that show up throughout the course of its thirteen tracks. Usually, albums with an overabundance of influences end up sounding convoluted and trite. VOC manage to do a good job of keeping the flow of the album intact with just enough of their signature sound in each and every song to keep you from wondering if you are listening to compilation album instead of one singular band.
If one were to put their finger on the true VOC sound, it would more than likely be the poppier-punk that not only appears on the pop punk tracks but on the ska tracks as well. Those songs usually have a melodic, sing-a-long quality that would entertain even the angriest of street punks. To put the icing on the cake, not only do the Victims of Circumstance do a ska punk cover of Social Distortions Ball and Chain, but also Tim Burton of Mighty Mighty Bosstones fame produced the album and provides horns on the ska tracks. Bonus!
RATING & SUMMARY:
Bottom Line: The Victims of Circumstance manage to keep things entertaining with their total disregard of genre boundaries.
Notable Tracks: My Fate, Couldve Been Nice, No Idea
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