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| Posted on October 17th 2007 by Fredrico |
 
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i WANT TO SUE!!!!!
You may wonder, Fredrico, you're so smooth and cool, what has you got you in this tizzy? Well I'll tell you. False advertising that's what. I recntly spent my hard earned money on something that was NOT what it was claimed to be!!!
Let me tell you the story. I was in a store and I was hungry, so I said to the dirty hippy store clerk, clerk, what is delicious? I want something delicious! And the dirty lying hippy said, try a red delicious. Whats that I said, a red delicious? He said just try it and eat it, itll even keep the doctor away. So I said what, like when i eat a lot of garlic and onions and the doctor wont come near me cuz I smell like onions and garlic and he says no, like itll keep you healthy and cure you of stuff and stuff.
So I'm like, SOLD! I don't like to go to the doctor and I needed a new miracle cure anyway because i ran out of the stuff that the guy in the trenchcoat sold me on the corner of 12th and 142. So I bought it and ate it, and guess what? IT WASNT DELICIOUS AT ALL!!!!!! In fact it tasted a lot like fruit, and it was evne shaped like an Affy Tapple, man those things are good, I could go for one right now. nyway, I'm going t osue that dirty lying hippy and heres a hint for you: if a hippy offers you something called "red delicious", stay away from it!!!! Don't do the rd delicious!!!!! |
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