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| Posted on October 21th 2007 by Fredrico |
 
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A while back I wrote this: totally super brilliant and amazing article, exposing the evil commie hippie liberal messages so horribly intrenched in that last Harry Potter movie that came out. I got a lot of flack for it because people didn't beleive me, especially the ones to lazy to look on Potter author jk rowlings's website for that quote he said about how much he shunned conservatives. Well guess what. Now hes saying that one of the main characters is...
...parents, cover you're childrens ears...
...a homosexual!!!! WTF.
First devil worshipping and anti-bush communism, now this. See I told you Rowlings was a hard-core tree-hugging hippie liberal communist scumjerk. In fact in a recent email exchainge with him, started over my brilliant essay, he sent me this:
"Fredrico you are a stupid conservative jerk and i will tell my fans to shun you because of your stupid conservatism. U r also a big doodie head and I hate you. Just for that I will tell my audiences that Harry is gay, thus turning lots of little kids gay and setting back your All American Heroic Conservative movement like a thousand years, mwahahahaha."
Well guess what, Rowlings. I'm am not going to let you win this easily!!! In fact I was thinking about writing my own serieses of childrens books. Here is the first introductory chapter but its a ruff draft so its not perfect yet:
Once there was a young boy named Parry Hotter. He lived with evil, evil adopted parents who hugged trees and thought that homosexuals were human beings deserving of equal rights. So they tried to indoctrinate him to there evil ways, which included chaining young Parry to a tree for three hours every day while throwing flowers and crap at him, to make him into a tree hugging hippy freako. Also they totally worshipped the devil and stuff. And they shot, like, rainbows of doom out of there eyes. Then one day that totally badass dark wizard from that movie Wizards showed up and totally told Parry that he was really a wizard, and he took Parry off to learn how to be a super badass and uphold true morality and moral values. together with his new wizard friend, Parry learned to be a total ass-kicking badass who totally rocked the world hardcore style!!!
So thats the beginning of MY children's book, Rowlings. Itll make me even richer than you too because it will combine the popular appeal of boy wizards with the popular appeal of not being a tree-hugging hippy liberal communist devil worshiper, and the popular appeal of Dirty Harry and Wizards too. Maybe I'll call it "Dirty Parry: Conservative Superwizard"!! Now I'll just sit back and wait for Rowlings latest whining reply to my awesome powerful logic of doom, bitches! Or maybe some whiny fanboys will whine about it, but they're all such sissies that they wouldn't actually respond and dare tempt my wrighteous wrath!!! |
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