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| Posted on January 12th 2008 by Fredrico |
 
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So everyone asks me ,Fredrico your so smart, why don't you tell us the most best way to start this exiting new year we have here now that it is January of 2008? I( say okay, here we go. See, I was thinking super duper hard about his condundrum and I realized, the best way to start a year is to set a super awesome goal for yourself and then to follow through and CARRY IT OUT!!! So what was the great super awesome goal I decided on?
Well I thought about it, and realized I am already super awesome and totally brilliant and an amazing lover and all that but, what else could I do? SHOOT LAVA OUT OF MY MOUTH< THAT"S WHAT!!!!!
Now you may say "Wait Fredrico, that's a little hard to do isnt it?" But I say "Shut up you dumass I know what I'm doing!!!"
So here's my awesome month-by-month plan to be able to shoot lava out of my mouth by the end of the year:
January - Look at picture books of volcanoes. Study there methods and attitudes.
February - Give lava rock to my many ladies for Valentines Day. Watch them swoon and totally put out extra much, proving that even old dead lava is awesome.
March - Drink green beer cuz its the cool thing to do for St Patty. That'll take up the whole month.
April - Combat april showers with awesome heat related stuff like fire and junk , proving that lava mouth would make me awesome and unstoppable, also able to control weather.
May - Travel to closest volcano. Stay at base. Study it.
June - Nail some hot bikini girls cuz thats what June is for, you stupid losers.
July - Travel to next closest volcano. Walk slightly up side.
August - Travel to top of volcano. Look down inside.
September - You know how on Christmas that one stupdi channel shows a 24 hour marathon of Christmas Story? WEll, do that, only with super-educational yet entertaining Joe vs. The Volcano.
October - Dress as volcano for Halloween so as to warn my ladies and stuff.
November - go for swim in lava, protected by skin now impervious to lava due to lots of lave and volcano studying. Also drink some so insides know how to make it.
December - eat lots of rocks and stuff throughout the year, melt internalally, process into lava, celebrat eNew Years Eve by shooting lava at some stupid hippy liberals that are trying to destroy the country! LOL!!!
So there you have it, I now your awed by my amazing plan and you're own resolutions are stupid and must be abandoned by comparison, but dont be jeals cuz I am the awesomest guy that ever rocked this earth! ROTF |
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