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| Posted on October 7th 2007 by Fredrico |
 
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Last night I like totally decided to give all my fly hunnies the night off, because they were too tired from the night before, wink wink nudge nudge. So I decided to kick back with a rented movie on VHS or DVD or whatever the hell they're calling the betamax these days, and I saw a movie with Republican Supergovernor Arnold Shwartzwelder called The Running Man. And it changed my life forever!!
Oh my god, okay, so get this. It was filmed in the 80s but it totally shows the world becoming obsessed with reality TV, and it's a warning that if we don't do the government's bidding, then we won't ever be able to get to watch people chainsaw each other to death on live TV. My God, I love reality tv because there's nothing better than hot chicks in bikinis getting into catfights over guys with giant clocks for necklaces, but I hope to God that this amazing vision of the future comes to pass, where the hot chicks only do the dancing while large men kill each other to death!!! Man, I want to be a stalker! I'd totally be like a guy with a chainsaw in one hand and a samurai sword in the other, because samurai swords are THE BOMB!!! OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!!! GOD BLESS FUTURE AMERICA!!!
And I don't know who this Richard Bachman fellow is who wrote the book, but considering his awesome foresite in predicting reality TV and his super-awesome vision of a future we can only pray will come to pass, he must be like the world's greatest writing guy ever. Like, you know, that movie with Sean Connery, where he wrote the Great American Novel and then vanished, only to reapper and hang out with some rappers? Yeah, that must be what this Bachman dude is, because I never heard of him so he probably only wrote that one Great American Novel of the Great American Future. In fact, I'd call him historie's grreatest literary hero! |
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