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| Posted on October 20th 2007 by Fredrico |
 
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October in the midwest is pretty lame except for the showing up of oktoberfest flavored beers, which is actually my favorite beer flavor of all, but anyway. You know what sucks about fall? BUGS!!!! Theres still all the stupid moskitos and bees and crap left over from summer, but the asskicking asweome sexiness of lightning bugs has been replaced by a horrible invasion of stupid ladybugs of suckiness!!!
Yes! You heard me! Billions of ladybugs! Or ladybirds as stupid people call them, cuz relaly they ain't birds now ain't they? No! Stop being stupid! Your almost as stupid as the ladybugs themselfs!!!!
Now where was I? O yeah, theres like ten million billion trillion ladybugs flying all around, like getting all up in your business and swarming over you're house door and stuff, so if you want to go inside you have to fight off a bunch of bugs, and this one time, a big mass of them formed into a giant human shape made up of tons of little ladbygus, OMG it was so disgusting!! But fear not ladies and gentlemen I totally kicked its ass to hell and back! Whoo! Roar! And made the place safe for my many super-hot supermodel girlfriends to come in and... well I'm not telling you the rest, wink wink!!!! But OH MY GAWD I HATE LADYBUGS!!!!!! |
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