Look, there are three things in life that are definitely totally absolutely true:
1 - taxes. cuz those evil liberal democrats hate america.
B - Death. Cuz Death is a dick. Seriously, did yous ee him tryint to cheat at battleship against Bill and TEd?
C - Kilroy Was Here is Rush's greatest epic sci-fi concept album, even better than 2112
D - Hot chicks are the greatest.
But you know people, I'm thinking there's a fourth super-true thing. Its supercomplicated, cuz I'm a supergenius, but what it all boils down to is that; comic movies are cool! Even better than the comic books cuz you don't have to read, well, unless it's some damn foreighner thing with subtitles, stupid foreighners, LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH BEFOREY OU RELEASE YOUR CRAPY MOVIE IN OUR COUNTRY!!!!
sO YEAH, COMIC MOVIES ARE AWESOME. i JUST POINT THIS OUT BECAUSE i'M SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING COMIC MASTERPIECES IRON HULK, HELLBOY'S GOLDEN ARMY, AND KEVIN MENCH VS THE OCTOPUS MEN. tHIS PROMISES TO BE A GREAT SEASON OF SUMMER MOVIE COMICS, OH YEAH, AND THAT BATMAN ONE TOO, HE'S AWESOME CUZ HES' ALL GRITTY AND BADASS LIKE MARVEL, YET NOT MARVEL, HOW CONFUSING. sO YEAH, EVEN THOUGH INDY JONES OWULD TOTALLY WHIP HIS ASS GOOD, CUZ BDSM IS THE BEST, BATMAN COULD TOTALLY EAT THE HULK. wAIT, i THINK i GOT OFF TOPIC HERE. yEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES, SEX IS TEH BOMB!!!!!! |
