The other day I was totally using my amazing super brain to think the other day, and I was thinking about crazy evil warlords of the past, guys like Gengis Khan and Alexander the Hun and stuff, guys who were all super badass and wouldnt think twice about putting an ax in you're brain and then laughing at you while nailing five hot woman, and I was like, man, my life should be more like that.
When I go to my super awesome high poewr corporate CEO position to work and all the other fry coo- uh, high powered CEO guys are all like, dude, you suck, I'd totally throw them in the friers and then eat their faces like a savage badass madman. When that stupid cop is all like tailgating me and all like trying to give me a ticket just cuz I was driving my megahot sports car 120 mph, I'd be all like, dude, here's an arrow, eat it, ahahaha!!!!! In the unlikely even that a mega hottie would turn down me, sexiest man alive, I'd be all like, listen wench, your mine if you like it or not, and she'd be all like swoon, I love you Fredrico.
I tell u, life was better when people were totally axing each other instead of using those stupid computer things. I mean really, who uses one of thems? Nerds! That's who!! |
