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| Posted on November 2nd 2007 by Lauren |
 
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Dear Britney,
I've been a fan for a long time. Sure, I'm a punk rock/metal chic, but your music is one of my biggest guilty pleasures and some of my all time favorite karaoke song choices.
When "Gimme More" came out, I was impressed. After all the drama you put yourself thru, your first new single was pretty catchy. Pretty good. I enjoy randomly singing it out load at inappropriate times.
Tho, the video is almost as bad as your performance on the VMA's
I still had some hope that the album just might be fun. Well. You let me down Britney. YOU let ME down. Not only are the lyrics worse than porn (and not in a porntastic way either), but, is that Biz Markie I hear in the song "We Can Do It (Get Naked)"
What the hell Britney...
Anyways. To conclude this hate mail...
Britney, I have some words of advice for you.
Please go back to abusing your children. You were more entertaining back then.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
LaLaLAUREN
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