Once upon a time on a small farm in Kansas lived a small family of three, plus a dog which makes four. And the son in the family, he looked like a normal dark-haired dreamboat of a guy but he was in reality a Strange Visitor from the Planet Krypton! His name was Clark Kent but he is also known as Kal El the Last Kryptonian and soon he will face his greatest Challenge ever!
One day Clark was on the farm doing chores with his adopted father Jonathan who was irritated at Clark for staying out too late.
Ten years had past since the terrible and amazing events ten years prior. Harry Potter and his wife Cho Chang, sorry, Cho Potter, were sitting in their beautiful house on Long Island. Harry Potter was growing a little gray and his back hurt, but Cho still made him mow the lawn and he was really grumpy. Oh, he couldn’t use his magic because they lived around muggles and his neighbors were real yentas. Anyway, Harry Potter was grumpy but something brightened his day.
“I got a letter!” he said, happily.
One day Spider Man was swinging around Chicago, like, I know it’s supposed to be NY but there’s an EL train for crying out loud, so I’m gonna say it’s Chicago. Besides the Midwest is the coolest place ever!!! Anyway, Spider Man Was swinging around Chicago when suddenly he saw his Evil Nemesises Doctor Octopus and Green Goblin, or Doc Oc and Doc Gob!
“Mwahaha, we are evil!” Doc Ock said.
So one day this Indiana Jones guy was walking around. Flaunting his big leather bullwhip, his leather shoes, his leather gloves, his leather jacket and his leather hat because he was this big creepy leather junky. But anyway, he pulled out his bullwhip and whipped it good, taking off a random passing thug’s nose.
“Mommy mommy I’m so happy and carefree!” a sweet innocent little girl totally yelled at her loving mommy. Mommy smiled and said “I love you, my sweet dear child.”
But all was not so idyllic as it seemed because right then the sweet little girl fell to the ground and began speaking in evil demon tongue.
Once upon a time there was a magical kingdom of mushrooms and pipes called Mushroom Kingdom. There were many pipes and mushrooms in mushroom Kingdom, so everybody either became a mushroom man or a plummer. In Mushroom kingdom were the two greatest plumbers ever to exist, Mario and Luigi!!
Plastic Death Match Presents:
Once upon a time, all known existence was naught but a big empty square-like thing. Existence, as it happens, was very boring.
BUT WAIT! Suddenly a block appeared! It was a big long rectangle dealie and it fell from the top of the magical empty square box!
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