Well here’s some news I was
disappointed pissed off to hear about! Lame white boy rapper Justin Bieber has been cast as Han Solo’s son in the next Star Wars movie. Star Wars: Episode VII will be directed by JJ Abrams, who’s apparently a big fan of Bieber (He’s been known to wear his t-shirts). I have a bad feeling about this….
Deadline.com broke the news about the story:
Justin Bieber has been cast in an unannounced role for the upcoming Star Wars movie. His role is not confirmed but insiders say it’s Han Solo’s son who becomes a Jedi like his Uncle Luke Skywalker. Episode VII will be directed by JJ Abrams and written by Michael Arndt. Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy will serve as executive producer of the film, and George Lucas will serve as creative consultant. The film is not set in stone but is projected to be released in May 2015 By Lucasfilm/Disney.
Maybe the twist of the movie is that Justin Bieber is the result of Luke and Leia hooking up in Empire Strikes Back?