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| Written By: Bryan Kremkau |
| Jeff Goldblum is the greatest actor…ever! There’s no debate about it. Besides being ReadJunk’s One True Goldblum (OTG), he also has a way with the ladies. Perhaps he used lines from the various movies he appeared in? I’ve compiled a small list of the best Jeff Goldblum movie quotes that could be... |
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| Written By: Creature of War |
| Take a man, immerse him in intense training for years and send him out on deadly missions against samurais, pirates and dinosaurs where he may not come back alive. That kind of life can get lonely. If you are, have been, or plan on becoming a ninja in the future and wind up in some hole in the... |
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| Written By: Creature of War |
| Who says that reading comic books can’t be useful? Don’t let those chumps bring you down with things like reality. You can get a girl. Honest. Just try out some of these pick-up lines at your local comic convention or maybe you should go somewhere that actually has girls like a club or a bar.... |
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| Written By: Adam Coozer |
You're on level 99. You have bought every item and maxed out your gil. You've even beaten that near-impossible optional boss. The only thing you haven't done is have sex. But now you can put those 65 hours of gameplay to work and pick up an actual woman!
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| Written By: Adam Coozer & Bryan Kremkau |
| Alcohol and cigarettes are good for you socially. They loosen you up, allowing you to be more charming and sexy than you actually are. On one memorable night, I asked a stranger for a light, not so much because I wanted to smoke, but because I needed a conversation opener. One thing let to... |
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| Written By: Adam Coozer |
| It is a scientific fact that pick-up lines are largely effective. Most women have no natural defense against the romantic artistry of a true pick-up-line-slinging master. But "most" is not "all." There are some cold fish out there who don't want to be flattered in... |
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| Written By: Adam Coozer |
Rush is the greatest band on the planet. On the off chance (and by that, I mean extraordinarily rare, like 18-leaf clover rare) you meet a female Rush fan, any of these Rush fan pick-up lines should help your "Chemistry."
1) Baby, you make me dizzier than Neil Peart’s... |
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| Written By: Adam Coozer |
1) You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
2) Can I see all your piercings?
3) I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
4) I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
5) Can I rip more holes in your clothes?
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| Written By: Bryan Kremkau |
1) "Gimmie some sugar, baby."
2) "Say, what color is your underwear?"
3) "Swallow this."
4) "Say, what's your size?"
5) "Come to papa..."
6) "Who's your daddy?"
7) "Hail to the... |
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| Written By: Bryan Kremkau |
1. Hi, I run a successful Ska website.
2. Want to find out what mustard plug really means?
3. Here's a message for you, come over here and blow me!
4. Nice wingtips, wanna fuck?
5. Yup that's my penis. Wanna pick it up?
6. Do you know what a Rusty... |
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