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Pee Wee Pick-Up Lines

Written By: Bryan Kremkau
1) Go ahead and scream your head off! We're miles from where anyone can hear you!
2) But..but..Everyone has a big butt. Tell me about your big butt..
3) Large Marge sent me.
4) Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.
5) I call it... the hot dog tree.
6) How do you like school Billy
7) I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal!
8) Why don't you make me.
9) Some night, huh?
10) You all remember what to do whenever anybody says the secret word right?
11) I don't make monkeys, I
just train 'em.
12) Excuse me? Are we going to see the basement?
13) The stars at night are big and bright...
14) Would you care for some gum?
15) 'Come in red?
16) There are a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, [insert name here]. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
17) GOOD MORNING MISTER BREAKFAST!
18) I remember... the Alamo.
19) I know you are but what am I?
20) Shhhhhhhh! I'm trying to use the phone!
21) Good morning. I'm here."
22) What’s it like in the big house?
23) I meant to do that.
24) Connect the dots, la la la la
25) Can't really talk about it, you know, James Bond kinda stuff.
26) Thats my name don't ware it out
27) You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, [insert name here]. A rebel.
28) I bought this pen one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I don't know!
29) Tell me why I'm here first.
30) EEEERRRRR!!!
 
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