
Record Label: Break Silence Recordings
Genre: Crunk/Screamo
Band Link: www.brokencyde.com
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I have to assume this band exists for some higher purpose – otherwise, if I review them on face value, Ashton Kutcher might jump out and tell me I’ve been Punk’d.
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Record Label: Suburban Noize Label Group
Genre: Crunk
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One of the most hated bands on this year’s Warped Tour, and they are probably one of the most hated bands in music today besides Kanye West right now. And with good reason! One could argue why Brokencyde are so hated but it could be that they are just so fucking horrible! This music should be used to torture terrorists.
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Record Label: EMI
Genre: Crunk
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This band is seriously one of the most annoying bands I’ve ever heard. What awful, horrible music. Who on Earth would listen to this shit besides stupid teenage girls? This Christian “Crunk’ band headlined the AP Tour this year, which I’m glad I didn’t end up shooting this tour this year. For one, all those bands on that tour brought a hair stylist along on the tour. It just goes to show you what’s really important with most bands these days.
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