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A Regular Robert Frost: Bathroom Prose and Graffiti

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Author: Troy Keon
Publisher: Two Tone Publishing
Publishing Link: www.twotonepublishing.com
Pages: 56 pages
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Have you ever been taking a dump in a bathroom stall and you just got so consumed with what you were reading on the walls that you didn’t want to get up just yet? No, well then you haven’t seen the bathroom walls in New York then! Troy Keon, Amateur photographer and punk rocker from the band Space Vikings decided it was a good idea to take pictures of graffiti and artwork in bathrooms. The photos were taken in coffee shops, dive bars, clubs, etc. in Sacramento, New York City, San Francisco and Berkeley.
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Brokencyde – “I’m Not A Fan… But The Kids Like It!”

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Record Label: Break Silence Recordings
Genre: Crunk/Screamo
Band Link: www.brokencyde.com
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I have to assume this band exists for some higher purpose – otherwise, if I review them on face value, Ashton Kutcher might jump out and tell me I’ve been Punk’d.
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Brokencyde – “I’m Not a Fan…But the Kids Like It!”

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Record Label: Suburban Noize Label Group
Genre: Crunk
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One of the most hated bands on this year’s Warped Tour, and they are probably one of the most hated bands in music today besides Kanye West right now. And with good reason! One could argue why Brokencyde are so hated but it could be that they are just so fucking horrible! This music should be used to torture terrorists.
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Family Force 5 – “Dance or Die with Vengence”

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Record Label: EMI
Genre: Crunk
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This band is seriously one of the most annoying bands I’ve ever heard. What awful, horrible music. Who on Earth would listen to this shit besides stupid teenage girls? This Christian “Crunk’ band headlined the AP Tour this year, which I’m glad I didn’t end up shooting this tour this year. For one, all those bands on that tour brought a hair stylist along on the tour. It just goes to show you what’s really important with most bands these days.
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