My 2007 Was Better Than Yours

Articles | Dec 27th, 2007

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My 2007 kicked your 2007’s ass all the way back to 2003.

I saw live:
David Cross
Jon Benjamin
Todd Barry
Louis C.K. (twice)
Janeane Garofalo
Denis Leary (meh)
Ricky Gervais
Gogol Bordello
Lily Allen
RUSH!
Flight of the Conchords
An improv thing with Daily Show peeps
Fuerzabruta
Evil Dead: The Musical
and probably the most ass-kickinest: KAIJU BIG BATTEL!

I went to:
San Francisco
Baltimore, DC, & Annapolis
Los Angeles
Trinidad & Tobago
Argentina

Learned:
How to boil an egg
…that’s it, really.

Saw in the flesh:

Meerkats
Tai Shan the panda cub
Manikins
Canadians

Karaoked:
6 or 7 times
Poorly

Had sex:
6 or 7 times
Poorly

Won Scrabulous:

58 times
Mightily

As you can readily see, your 2007 just got its ass handed to him. But hey, there’s always next year… sucker!