Bruce Campbell Pick-Up Lines

Pick Up Lines | By on Dec 27th, 2004

1) “Gimmie some sugar, baby.”
2) “Say, what color is your underwear?”
3) “Swallow this.”
4) “Say, what’s your size?”
5) “Come to papa…”
6) “Who’s your daddy?”

7) “Hail to the king, baby.”
8) “Nothing is as big as mine.”
9) “Yo, she-bitch … let’s go.”
10) “I’m Brisco County Jr. That name mean anything to you?”

11) “Say, are you a spring or winter?”
12) “First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow.”
13) “My name is Ash, and I am a slave.”
14) “See this? This is my boom stick!”
15) “Well that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby.”
16) “Loosey goosey scary berry”
17) “You know I love to hear you say the F word.”
18) “Well hello Mr. Fancypants.”
19) “The biggest gun usually wins.”
20) “Don’t flatter yourself cookie-puss, it’s me.”
21) “Alright… who wants some… who’s next?”
22) “Show me your stuff baby…”
23) “Well, this is no time to stand here with my schnitzel flapping in the breeze.”
24) “You’re going down!”
25) “Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker.”
26) “What’s up doc?”
27) “Let’s make like Zeus and bolt.”
28) “Oooh, I’m sensing some hostility here.”
29) “Bend over and chew on this.”
30) “You know, there’s nothing like the sweet smell of a domesticated woman, and I mean that in the most respectful way.”
31) “Do I look like an idiot?”
32) “Hey big boy, is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
33) “I don’t eat human flesh.”
34) “Ladies, please, I’ll get to each of you one at a time… or in some other combination.”
35) “Buckle up bonehead, cause you’re going for a ride.”
36) “What are you looking at?”
37) “Say toots, how about a horizontal mombo on the rocks?”
38) “What do you say we have some champagne, eh baby? After all, I’m a man and you’re a woman, at least last time I checked.”
39) “Yes, well my stuntmen have arrived. Excuse me, I’ve got to go… rehearse.”
40) “Well, you want to hear a long story about a shipload of rum, some cattle and a weeklong game of cutthroat poker?”
41) “What exactly was it I said you didn’t understand?”
42) “Hey, I paid for an hour.”
43) “Relax, it’s nothing I haven’t seen before. On second thought…”
44) “Ah, keep your skirt on.”
45) “Uh we haven’t met. I’m Autolycus. Perhaps you’ve heard of me?”
46) “Now don’t frown, you’ll get wrinkles.”
47) “I don’t know. I haven’t seen your bottom line.”
48) “Oh you know what, you’re pathetic.”
49) “Get the gum out of your ears and listen up.”
50) “Klatu Verata Nrmnphnfhr…”
51) “How nice to see you again. It hasn’t been long enough.”
52) “After all, I am the King of Thieves…”
53) “You want a piece of me, huh?”
54) “Come on… give me a smile… gimme some teeth… little smile…”
55) “Where were you the first time you heard this one? Boomshakalakalaka boomshakalakalaka, hey fiddely iddeldy diddely, ish skidely oom poom poom poom, yada yada vedo hey!”
56) “Oh that was so rude!”
57) “And we can’t argue with destiny, now can me?”
58) “Where are my melons?”
59) “I’d hang myself if it would just put you out of my misery.”
60) “Let’s dance!”
61) “A little bump and grind here and there is to be expected.”
62) “True love never dies. It just hibernates, laying dormant like a cold sore waiting to fester.”
63) “You didn’t used to call me autoerotic for nothin…”
64) “Let’s get this straight – I’m the sultan of swat.”
65) “Ohoo, yowza! Well that’ll certainly perk you up.”
66) “A good thief, like a good lover, takes his time.”
67) “Look at the firmness of those of those rounded peaks, the cleft in that valley…”
68) “Don’t change the subject.”
69) “Hey, remember this one? Baked potato baked potato, half-baked alligator, mam sham boomigator, shika waka saw!”
70) “You shut up or you’re gonna suffer premature teeth loss.”
71) “Well, at least one of us got lucky.”
72) “What’s the matter, don’t you trust me?”
73) “Now don’t worry, this is business, not pleasure.”
74) “Hiya cupcake…”
75) “Oh actually where I come from I’m considered something of a … ladies man.”
76) “You’ve got to admit, fits like a Trojan glove.”
77) “Oooh, that gets harder every year.”
78) “I hate to toot my own horn, but … toot toot.”
79) “Hey baby, why don’t you come on over to my pad. We’ll have a Scotch and sofa.”
80) “Is your wig on too tight?”
81) “Well, we can’t do it here. We need more room.”
82) “Now I know what you want, but I’m afraid a broken heart is all I can give you at the moment.”
83) “I’m gonna give you one last chance to prove you’re not a moron.”
84) “That’s right, spread the word. I’m a lover and a fighter.”
85) “Everybody loves a quitter.”

(Quotes were picked from his movies, tv shows, and other crap.)

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