You’re on level 99. You have bought every item and maxed out your gil. You’ve even beaten that near-impossible optional boss. The only thing you haven’t done is have sex. But now you can put those 65 hours of gameplay to work and pick up an actual woman!
Final Fantasy Pick-Up Lines
1. Sit on my lap and watch me “level up.”
2. Let’s breed chocobos… the old-fashioned way!
3. I need experience points. Will you help?
4. Wanna to spin around on my Blitzballs?
5. Baby, you look beautiful and pure, just like Aeris. *sniff* Poor Aeris. She can’t be dead! She just can’t!!
6. Wanna take a sidequest… to the bedroom?
7. Baby, I’m gonna take you all around the world… in my flying airship. No doubt built by Cid. *shakes head in smiling bemusement* Oh, that Cid!
8. If you wanna get 100% completion, you gotta first get me to 100% completion!
9. Your daddy must’ve been a level 40 thief with special ninja gloves because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
10. You’re like a cutscene – beautiful at first but then you never shut up.
11. I like that dress on you… but I’d like it better if it could transform you into a songstress with the power to lull your enemies to sleep!
12. You must be an aeon, because you answered my call and dropped down from heaven. Plus you smell like Bahamut.