Game of Thrones is one of my favorite TV series and books. I’m sure you all want to know what the citizens of the Seven Kingdoms usually say when they want to pick up someone. Well now you can! Here’s a list of 60 Game of Thrones pick up lines. See if you can get all the references and if you got anymore, post them in the comments! Valar Morghulis.
1. Winter won’t be the only thing that will be coming.
2. I’m off to the Night’s Watch. Care to make my last night a memorable one?
3. You know, you remind me of my twin sister.
4. Can my Direwolf watch?
5. Wanna do it on my dragon?
6. I hear a woman’s only weapon is what’s between her legs. Care to battle?
7. I’m Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.
8. I’m going to stick you with my pointy end!
9. Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?
10. Your breasts look just as nice as my Mothers.
11. You are the moon of my life.
12. I’m the Hand of the King. Want to see what these hands can do?
13. I incest you go on a date with me!
14. My sigil is of a donkey, want to find out why?
15. You know nothing. Want to learn something new?
16. Reek, Reek rhymes with Freak. Did I mention I’m a freak in bed?
17. I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.
18. I’m a wildling in the sack.
19. What House do you belong to?
20. I’ve been killed several times and don’t remember much, are you my wife?
21. I may have Cold Hands but I have a warm touch.
22. You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.
23. I’m the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. Want to conquer the Seven Kingdoms with me?
24. The night is dark and full of terrors. What’s say you come back to my castle and I’ll protect you from such terrors.
25. Did you know my penis is made of Valyrian Steel?
26. They may call me the Onion Knight, but trust me, I don’t smell like onions down there.
27. I’ll fight a bear for you!
28. I am Iron born, I take what’s mine.
29. I’m a Maester of tapping dat ass!
30. A man needs a name..
31. Want to climb onto The Mountain That Rides?
32. They call me The Knight of Flowers. Do you happen to have a brother?
33. Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!
34. I’m old and blind, can I feel you?
35. That’s not the reason why they call me Littlefinger.
36. Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?
37. I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.
38. Some call me a Dancing Teacher. So let’s dance are our way into the bedroom.
39. Wildings don’t shave. You could find out what i’m talking about later.
40. I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos. Spell it and I’m yours!
41. I’m known as the Lord of Bones. Want to touch my largest bone?
42. Wanna go pray to my God’s Wood
43. You’re prettier than half my daughters.
44. I already have 20 wives but another one won’t hurt.
45. How about I give you a golden crown?
46. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be arranged married?
47. Let’s get Stark naked!
48. A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.
49. I just gave birth to a shadow baby. How about we make it a brother?
50. I had a greendream that we would be together.
51. Some call me Kingslayer but you can just call me “Pussyslayer.”
52. My seed is strong.
53. I must be R’hollor, because my hearts on fire for you.
54. Winter is coming, let’s bundle up together.
55. My name is The Tickler. Want to find out how I got that name?
56. Wanna go flay someone?
57. It might just be the Milk of the Poppy talking but damn, woman, you’re fine!
58. Can you eat this horse heart, it would sooo turn me on.
59. Wanna see my Casterly Cock?
60. Let’s do it on the Wall.