Rush is the greatest band on the planet. On the off chance (and by that, I mean extraordinarily rare, like 18-leaf clover rare) you meet a female Rush fan, any of these Rush fan pick-up lines should help your “Chemistry.”
1) Baby, you make me dizzier than Neil Peart’s spinning drumset.
2) I wanna be closer to your heart.
3) Isn’t the moog the most hauntingly beautiful of all instruments?
4) Sweetheart, I’d buy you anything in the world. But glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity.
5) Is that a cowbell tree in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
6) You think Test for Echo sucks too?!!
7) If we burn our wings, flying too close to the sun – then we should just go back to my place and screw.
8) Signal transmitted. Message received. *wink*
9) You’re more complex than a Rush time signature.
10) Oh, I WILL dine on honeydew and drink the milk of paradise!
11) Go out with me or Alex will spit blood in your face!
12) You know, the first three parts of the Gangster of Boats Trilogy can only be found in my pants..
13) You are the fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs that dances on the edge of my dream. What? Oh, nothing, Mom!
14) I like your jeans-and-blazer combo, but I’d like it better on my bedroom floor!
15) Hey, is that By-Tor over there? We gotta get outta here! Let’s hide at my place!
16) You know, there is no safe seat at the feast. But there is a stare at your barest breast.
17) We should do it soon cuz experience slips away… experience slips awaaay… the innocence sliiiips awaaaay…
18) Stick it out, don’t swallow the poison.
19) Baby, I wanna bang you like Neil’s tibetan gong.
20) Wanna hear me sing like Geddy? Then use teeth.
21) If I could wave my magic wand, I’d set your clothes free.
22) Can I leave a vapor trail… across your back?
23) I believe women should all be kept equal… through hatchet, axe, and saw.
24) (Any lyric from In The Mood or Need Some Love. These songs are from when Geddy was horny and before he discovered hobbits.)
25) Compensate me. Animate me. Complicate me. And please fellate me.
26) You know, my uncle has a country place that no one knows about….
27) Hi, I’m Alex Lifeson… Alex Lifeson, you know, the guitarist of Rush? *sigh* That’s right, the third guy in the band..
28) Wait a minute… you’re a girl… at a Rush show… does not compute… *head explodes*
29) Take off (your clothes), eh!
30) I call my penis “Tom Sawyer.” Enter the warrior.
31) Wanna roll the bones?
32) Do I have a ghost of a chance?