Did you ever make a Mix tape or Mix Cd for your friends and wanted to annoy the living crap out of them with “secret songs?” Or have you ever had a contest with your friends on what songs are the absolute worst to listen to? Well, I’ll help you out and provide a list of songs and performers to put on mixes, or just download for pure enjoyment!
(Disclaimer: If you’re offended by my comments, sorry – we’re stupid).
“Let’s Go Mets”
You got the teamwork..yeah why don’t you get the team to work on smashing the shit out of this song on Cds, cassettes, 8 track, and records
“Rainbow Brite Theme Song”
Woof this is bad
“Voices That Care – For Those in Gulf War”
I hope this doesn’t resurface when we go to war or I’ll move to Canada and live in a secluded area with no radio or TV so I won’t have to listen to this
All In The Family- “Theme Song”
I think the theme song is the reason why I didn’t watch this show
Alvin And The Chipmunks – “Play That Funky Music”
There has to be a chipmunk song for every song out there..and they all fucking suck!
Aqua- “Barbie Girl”
Come on Barbie, let’s go party, sing this song, and make everyone leave the party.
Baha Men- “Who the Let Dogs Out”
Yes you know the song, gets real annoying real fast
Barking Dogs- “Jingle Bells”
Makes me want to celebrate a different holiday when I hear this
Barney- “Theme Song”
What’s worse, watching the show for the full half hour, or dressing up like the purple piece of shit and kids beating you up? You be the judge!
Barry Williams- “Real Greg Brady”
Yes, Barry Williams sings…and spoofs Enimem.. You Must Hear This!
Bart Simpson- “Do The Bart Man”
I like the Simpsons, but man, this wasn’t necessary
Billy Bob Thornton- “Angelina”
Billy Bob’s Notes to Himself: “Note to self: Never sing about your wife. It will make you look stupid in the end. Another Note: Save up for Tattoo removal”
Billy Crystal- “You Look Mahvalous”
Yo Billy, your bit wasn’t funny when you did it on SNL. What makes you think this will make it funnier when singing in character?
Brady Bunch “It’s a Sunshine Day”
I’m glad Alice didn’t record any songs! Oh Wait, I think she did.
Brady Bunch “Time To Change”
I remember this episode. The middle kid was hitting puberty and singing. I wish that part was on this song
Brak- “I Love Beans”
From Space Ghost..no excuses, this is horrible to listen to
California Dreams – “Theme Song”
Show worse than Saved By The Bell, and lamer too.
Captain and Tenille- “Love Will Keep Us Together”
Another song to make me bring up my lunch
Carmen Electra- “Everybody Get On Up”
Cher- “If I Could Turn Back Time”
If I could go and turn back time, it would be to hit the skip button on this song.
Chicago Bears- “Superbowl Shuffle”
I’d rather have my balls electrocuted than here this song all the way through
Colour Me Badd – “I Wanna Sex You Up”
Disney- “It’s a Small World”
Bet you a million dollars you won’t get this song out of your head
Disney- “The Tiki Tiki Tiki Room”
Worse than it’s a Small World?
Don Johnson- “Heartbeat”
Another case of an actor singing really bad.
Dr. Demento- “Fish Heads”
I hope who wrote this song is swimming with the fishes
Eddie Murphy- “Boogie in your butt”
If Eddie Murphy had to regret one thing in life, it’s making this song
Fat Boys- “Are You Ready For Freddy”
No, not ready for Freddy
Fatboys & Chubby Checker- “The Twist”
Yeah, this is just sad to hear
Four Non Blondes- “What’s Going On”
Try locking someone in the car with this song playing on repeat, see how bad they want to get out. Classic
Friends- Phoebe Buffay and the Hairballs- “Smelly Cat”
I’m so glad they don’t have this crap on the show anymore
Gerardo- “Rico Suava”
We may be laughing at this song, but he’s laughing at us now because he’s a record label exec making millions
Gospel Bible Kid Songs- “I Am A C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N”
Nothing worse than Christian songs. Though what’s even worse, sung by Christian kids!
Hanson- “Mmm Bop”
You know the song so there’s no reason to talk about it
Hulk Hogan & the Wrestling Boot Band- “I Want To Be A Hulkmaniac”
Classic bad song! Want to hear a wrestler rap, then get this song
Jamie Walters- “How Do You Talk To An Angel”
I remember when they played this poo on the radio.
Jesse Camp- “See You Around”
Jessie And The Rippers- “Forever”
Uncle Jesse needs to stop with this song.
Jim Belushi- “Smokin’ Blues”
No. Just no.
Jimmy Fallon- “Idiot Boyfriend”
Joe Pesci- “Wiseguy”
Not one of Joe Pesci’s highlights in life.
Joey Baseballs- “How you Doin”
The song when the Yankees win a game, or was it for the playoffs? Either way, it’s fucking horrible!
Joey Lawrence- “Anything For Love”
Whoa!!! CRAP!!! Whoa!!!
Kid Songs- “Shoo Fly, Don’t Bother Me”
Ahh, Kid songs..have fun torturing the whole family!
Lou Bega- “Mambo Number 5”
1, 2, 3, 4, 5..i’m a one hit wonder…
Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch- “Good Vibrations” & “Walk on the Wild Side”
Try bring up the name Marky Mark to Mark Walberg now. Let’s see how fast he punches you..haha
Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen- “Critters On My Crackers” & “Peanut Butter”
Nails on a chalkboard.
Mc Hammer- “Pray” & “This is What We Do” &”Addams Family”
I can’t believe I know the lyrics to these songs
Ricky Martin and a bunch of other kids rock out…extremely badly
Michael Winslow & The LA Dream Team- “Citizens On Patrol”
(Insert bad sound effect from Winslow)
Napoleon XIV- “They’re Coming To Take Me Away”
You want to physically kill someone with a song? This is it
New Kids on the Block- “The Right Stuff”
I just threw up in my mouth a little
Partridge Family- “I Think I Love You”
Not as bad as Brady Bunch songs, but up there
Pat Boone- “Enter Sandman”
Yeah, just what we need. A stupid gospel singer singing classic metal songs. Go back singing about how Jesus is never coming back!
Patti Page- “Doggie in the window”
God, kids songs are so bad
Pee-Wee Herman- “Surfin Bird”
Pee Wee Herman is irritating without singing, so you can imagine how bad this song is
Popeye- “I Yam What I Yam”
Nope, not the cartoon. This is from the Robin Williams movie. Yeah, this is real bad
I always thought he said “fucked” instead of “funked”..maybe the song would have been better if Prince said fucked
Rednex- “Cotton Eyed Joe”
Nothing worse than redneck techno pop
Return of the Jedi- “Jedi Rock”
One of the first things that people knew Lucas shouldn’t have touched the original versions of Star Wars
Rodney Dangerfield “Twist And Shout”
Rodney, stick to your stand up please
Rolf Harris- “Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport”
Good torturing song
Roseanne Barr- “National Anthem”
She gets an award for butchering our national anthem
School House Rock- “Fifty Nifty United States”
Blech, patriot kid songs
Sesame Street & REM- “Furry Happy Monsters”
REM’s Sesame Street version of Shiny Happy People. I’m sure they are real embarrassed for this one
Shaq- “Shoot Pass Slam”
Why don’t you practice some free throws, instead of making this crap?
Spice Girls- “Wannabe”
Whenever this song comes on, I want to stick knives in my ears
Starland Vocal Band- “Afternoon delight”
Remember that song in PCU, where Jeremy Piven locks everybody in a room and hits repeat, yeah this is the song
Steve Urkel- “Do The Urkel”
It’s sad, I saw this episode of Family Matters.
Super Mario Brothers- “Do The Mario”
Want to a cringe worthy song? Try finding this piece of flaming dogshit
Ted Knight- “Itsy Bitsy”
The old guy from Caddyshack and Too Close To Comfort has a whole album of this dreadful music. A Truly wonderful piece of crap. Listen to it here!
The Hobbit- “The Greatest Adventure”
Must be on shrooms to enjoy this
The Moffats- “Girl Of My Dreams”
Music doesn’t usually make me want to vomit, but the Moffats do. Congrats!
Tiny Tim- “Tip-Toe Through the Tulips”
I can’t even listen to 2 seconds of this
Tom Green- “The Bum Bum Song”
People are really stupid sometimes, this piece of shit was number 1 on TRL for like 3 weeks..idiots!
Ween- “Push The Little Daisies”
I remember this garbage from Beavis and Butthead..Ugh, just makes me cringe listening to it
Wesley Willis- “Rock N Roll Mcdonalds”
It amazes me how much people like this. Though I don’t think people think this is actually good music. He uses the same beat in every song. This is beyond Brutal
William Shatner- “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”
Man, you thought the Priceline.com songs were bad!
Zach Attack- “Friends Forever”
From Saved By The Bell, probably the cheesiest song of the ’90s