X-mas Stories from the Staff (Adam)

Articles | Mar 6th, 2005

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Nothing is fuckin’ opened!!!! There is nothing to do!!!! I don’t have any other Jewish friends and all my Christian friends have to hang out with their lame families. Fuck Christmas. Stupid, boring holiday. Fuck Rudolf and Frosty and all the other talking animals and snowmen in the New Testament. Stupid talking animal book. Stupid gaudy fir trees with stupid popcorn hanging from it. Makes no fuckin sense. Popcorn on trees… fuckin brilliant. Everyone should get off their asses, take their stupid lights off their houses, and get back to work so I have places to go on Christmas. The end.