I wonder how many times they are going to reboot this franchise? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles teaser trailer premiered this morning and if you’re a fan of the comic books/TV series/movies/lunchboxes, you might be excited by this video or you might be screaming at your computer for Michael Bay to stop fucking up your childhood! My take on the trailer? Needed more Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap.”
The movie is directed by Jonathan Liebesman and produced by Michael Bay. It stars Megan Fox’s boobs, William Fichtner (is playing Caucasian Shredder), Will Arnett, Whoopi Goldberg, a bunch of people I don’t know like Pete Ploszek, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Alan Ritchson, Danny Woodburn. The movie opens August 8th.