Alex Statan “Go Big or Go Home”

Album Reviews | Aug 15th, 2008

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Record Label: S/R
Genre: Frat Boy Funk
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This is seriously terrible. Not like bad hardcore band terrible, or shitty Hilary Duff song. Because at least hardcore is loud and aggressive, and Duff is hot (and finally legal!). This is some stoner who decided to make some shitty white boy funk and sing about women’s asses – there is seriously a song called ‘Don’t Hold Back (The “Ass” Song)’ with a hook that goes something like “why you losing weight in the ass?” – and doing some shitty frat boy reggae (another song’s chorus goes “this high note is just like you – I just can’t hit it”). That this has actually been pressed onto a CD is positively frightful and makes me worry for humanity in general. Yes, it’s that bad.

Bottom Line: Possibly the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
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