Big Trouble In Little China “Diamond Cutter”

Album Reviews | Jan 14th, 2007

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Record Label: No List Records
Genre: Metal
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Boring metal/hard rock with standard riffing, and produced so poorly that the standard riffing drowns everything else out.

It’s a shame because Big Trouble In Little China is one of the greatest movies of all time. That film taught us all a valuable lesson about being a trucker in Chinatown, and how to save green-eyed Asian women from demon wizard pimps. That movie changed my life. Which just goes to show how boring my life was, not unlike this craptastic band.

Bottom Line: Worst band inspired by a great 80s movie since Save Ferris.
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