Bloodlined Calligraphy “Ypsilanti”

Album Reviews | May 15th, 2007

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Record Label: Facedown Records
Genre: Hardcore
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Why do woman try to sing hardcore? WHY?!?!?! When men do it, it sounds like total shit. What makes you think that you can sound tougher than some testosterone filled twenty-something male? It sounds like you need a cough drop and a nice cup of tea there girly. I know you’re tough and all but come one…some Raspberry Zinger will do you a world of good.

Let me give you a brief rundown of this album.

Track One: Crap
Track Two: Crap
Track Three: More crap
Track Four: You get the picture.

Everything about this album made me angry. JOE SMASH!!! JOE START HARDCORE BAND THAT SOUND BETTER THAN THIS CRAP!!!

Bottom Line: If you like chicks that sound like dudes, then this is the album for you.
Notable Tracks: The silence at the end of the disc.
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