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Genre: Lounge
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Who the hell names their band Dimestore Dandelion? I mean, besides this band. Cuz this band did. Just so you know.

Anyway, Dimestore Dandelion combine the velveety cheese of piano ballads with the chintzy shmaltz of a wedding band and the wtf factor of a bebop skeedaddle boop boop skidoo lounge singer. It’s like a nightmare involving Elton John, David Lee Roth, and a Sweet 16 in the 80s.

Please god make it stop.

Bottom Line: Shmaltzy.
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