Record Label: Epitaph
Genre: Lame Rock
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Is this band serious? Have Escape the Fate seen pictures of themselves? Do they realize how much of a bunch of lame poseurs they look like? I swear I almost spit out my drink when I saw a photo of Escape the Fate because they looked like Poison. Correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s not the fucking 80’s anymore. Jesus, bands piss me off nowadays. Bands go from mohawks to horn-rimmed glasses to messy black hair to leather and big hair? What the hell is the music scene coming too? And people give me shit for being close-minded. It’s bands like this that make me this way.

Besides looking extremely stupid, Escape the Fate play some type of rock you can hear any other band do. There’s nothing special about this band and nothing stands out…well except they look like Brett Michael’s retarded children.

Bottom Line: What the hell has happened to Epitaph?
Notable Tracks: when the CD ended
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