Gertie Fox “An Imaginary Meeting in the Woods”

Album Reviews | Nov 24th, 2006

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Record Label: S/R
Genre: Indie Pop
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This started out as a decent-sounding indie rocker, but then the vocals kicked in. The vocals aren’t terrible; I just can’t hear them. Dude, you spent a lot of money recording your album – step up to the fucking mike. Maybe that drowned-out sound is hip n’ indie, but I CAN’T FUCKING HEAR YOU.

You know what, fuck you guys. You coulda been great, but you blew it. No, no, I won’t listen anymore. I’m a busy guy and you’ve got to grab me by the balls coming out of the gate. I don’t have the time to dilly dally and let your sweet woodsy melodies capture my imagination with your gentle hooks. You have 20 seconds to persuade me into caring. Going… going… gone! Which is too bad, cuz you’re not that bad.

Bottom Line: Pretty indie pop, but you have to strain to hear vox.
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