Record Label: Victory Records
Genre: Emo
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This is lamer than lame. Half acoustic emo-pop, half crappy mid-tempo distorted guitar emo-pop. It sucks thoroughly.

I recently had a conversation with Adam Coozer about how there aren’t enough words to describe crappy emo bands and just how much they suck. So I think it’s fully necessary to create a new lexicon of words to approximate the levels of suckage for emo bands.

cockblockular adj. The quality of preventing sex as a result of horrid music. June’s cockblockular melodies seem to make most people run for cover.

Justin Timberlake Syndrome n. A disease in which white people think they have soul and therefore try to be funky or add cheesy pop breakdowns. Halfway through the fifth track, June seem to begin to suffer from Justin Timberlake Syndrome, although their symptoms pale in comparison to Panic!!!! At The Disco.

Dreamboating v. The apparent necessity of putting brooding closeup photos of each member in the liner notes. While dreamboating in the liner notes, I had trouble discerning whether or not the fourth member of June was in fact a man.

Extrawimpily adv. The wimplike descriptor of just how soft and lame emo bands can be. June extrawimpily tread through twelve lacklustre songs that seem to go on forever.

Earfucking Awfulness n. The exact level of suckage that few emo bands are able to ascertain. June are spectacular in their ability to reach earfucking awfulness.

Bottom Line: Despite extrawimpily dreamboating through the liner notes, June soar to new levels of cockblockular earfucking awfulness.
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