Record Label: S/R
Genre: Jam Band
Band Link: link
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I’m declaring today shitty band name day. So it’s only appropriate that I review this band.

I wonder if the band really thought hard about their name before using it to suck so much. I mean, they’re just begging me to say ‘Scotty Don’t know how to fucking make good melodies’, or ‘a good band does know how to rock, but Scotty Don’t’.

This is the same kind of shitty jam-band wannabe, Sublime-lovin’, weed-smokin’, parents-basement livin’, utter shit that should die. But not any conventional sort of death. No, I know something far worse. They have to listen to their own record without end until they realize that they suck. Because they do. Noodly clean guitars, terrible trite lyrics, and utterly soulless delivery. And their fucking song Punk Rock Lullaby is the shittiest thing I have ever heard. If your name is Scotty, and you’re thinking about picking this up, I have some advice: Scotty Don’t.

Bottom Line: It takes talent to suck this bad. But the terrible band name helps.
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