Bikini Bandits Experience

DVD Reviews | Mar 4th, 2005

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Starring Maynard James Keenan, Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf, Corey Feldman, Dee Dee Ramone, Heather McDonnell, Heather-Victoria Ray, Cynthia Diaz, Betty San Luis, Shannon Pezzetta, Jello Biafra, Jason Ross, Gary the Retard
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Directed By: Steve Grasse
Studio: Image Entertainment
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Wow, there hasn’t been too many movies where I couldn’t take it anymore and stopped the movie. I’ve seen some bad films in my day, but this has to be one of the worst ones I’ve ever seen! I think that was the goal of the filmmakers when making this movie though, if you can even call it a movie. To make a really bad B-movie and try to gross out the audience. I’ve seen porno films better acted than this movie. I can’t possible think Steve Grasse or anyone involved took this movie seriously.

But what do you expect from a movie when the star is Corey Feldman. He even said at the premiere that this was probably the worst career move he did ever. He’s probably saying to himself, wow, this is even worse than Meatballs 4. Other people in this so-called movie are Dee Dee Ramone, Ex-Dead Kennedys singer Jello Biafra (as the evil porn director), Gary the Retard and Hank the Angry Dwarf. Obviously, this was made before Dee Dee and Hank the Angry Dwarf passed away. The movie also has a few skits in between the adventures of the Bikini Bandits like cartoons, mock infomercials, and other random stuff. Two things I thought were okay and funny. The trailer for Dirty Sanchez (which is featured as an extra on the DVD) and the fake commercial for AB-slap. “AB-Slap!”

n- Movie Trailers
n- Music videos by Dee Dee Ramone, Phantom Planet, and more
n- Sexy behindn-then-scenes footage and party action
n- The critically acclaimed short film The Adventures of Dirty Sanchez

ENGLISH: Dolby Digital Stereo

Standard 1.33:1 Color


Favorite Scenes: Um, Dirty Sanchez was funny but extremely gross. Ab-Slap was funny too.
Rating: Rated NR
Running Time: 54 minutes
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