VHS Tuesday Roundup – April 2014

Movie Reviews | By on Apr 1st, 2014

VHS Tuesday Roundup - April 2014

Now it’s time for your weekly roundup of VHS tapes that have hit the streets! Each week I’ll list the latest & hottest VHS releases and point out the ones worth buying. I can’t review everything I get so this serves as a nice guide for what’s coming out each week.

Scavenger Hunt [VHS] (1979)

The movie has a brilliant cast which includes Bibleman, the voice of Jazz, Dr. Harry Weston, and Faceman.

Laser Mission [VHS] (

The opening credits says the movie is called Laser Missio, plus it stars Ernest Borgnine so you know this is a winner!

Never Too Young to Die [VHS] (1986)

Have mercy!

Get Bruce [VHS] (1999)

Something to torture Gitmo prisoners with…

Project Eliminator [VHS]

Fabio must have been busy not to make this gem

It Takes Two [VHS]

If there was a movie to commit suicide to, it’s probably this.

8 Minute Abs [VHS]

“7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. ‘Cause you’re fuckin’ fired!”

WWF – Chyna Fitness: More than Meets the Eye [VHS]

More than Meets the Eye? Yeah, a penis.

Silencing the Gossip Queen [VHS]

Speaking of Bibleman

Bill Dance Outdoors: Crappie Fishing [VHS] (1998)

Who wants to buy a tape on how to be a crappie fisherman?

Excalibur Kid [VHS]

Everything you thought you knew about the Arthurian legend was a lie.

Mousercise [VHS] (1998)

Nothing says exercise like being instructed by a chubby mouse

Darby O’Gill & The Little People [VHS]

The timeless tale of a creepy Leprechaun and a singing Sean Connery that will haunt your children for years to come!

Ray Stevens: Comedy Video Classics [VHS]

What a classic

How To Break Dance Volume 1 [VHS] (1998)

How to break dance and how to look really lame doing it on your Fisher Price breakdance board you bought at Toys R Us.

Top Dog [VHS]

You better watch out, because Chuck Norris now has a dog!

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