Now it’s time for your weekly roundup of VHS tapes that have hit the streets! Each week I’ll list the latest & hottest VHS releases and point out the ones worth buying. I can’t review everything I get so this serves as a nice guide for what’s coming out each week.
The movie has a brilliant cast which includes Bibleman, the voice of Jazz, Dr. Harry Weston, and Faceman.
The opening credits says the movie is called Laser Missio, plus it stars Ernest Borgnine so you know this is a winner!
Something to torture Gitmo prisoners with…
Fabio must have been busy not to make this gem
If there was a movie to commit suicide to, it’s probably this.
“7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. ‘Cause you’re fuckin’ fired!”
More than Meets the Eye? Yeah, a penis.
Speaking of Bibleman
Who wants to buy a tape on how to be a crappie fisherman?
Everything you thought you knew about the Arthurian legend was a lie.
Nothing says exercise like being instructed by a chubby mouse
The timeless tale of a creepy Leprechaun and a singing Sean Connery that will haunt your children for years to come!
What a classic
How to break dance and how to look really lame doing it on your Fisher Price breakdance board you bought at Toys R Us.
You better watch out, because Chuck Norris now has a dog!