Each year, all the networks decide to shove all these new & most of the time crappy Fall TV shows down our throats. It’s hard to know what is good anymore. We don’t know either but we’ll try to help out by giving you our snap judgments of each show….but in 5 words. We’re lazy writers, what do you want from us.
Angel from Hell
Airs: November 5th at 9:30pm on CBS
No Such Things As Angels
Ash Vs Evil Dead
Airs: October 31st at 9pm on Starz
Bruce Campbell is a God
The Bastard Executioner
Airs: September 15th at 10pm on FX
Definitely Not Game of Thrones
Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris
Airs: September 15th at 10pm on NBC
Do Another Harold & Kumar Instead
Blindspot
Airs: September 21st at 10pm on NBC
Nude Tattoo Chick with amnesia
Blood & Oil
Airs: September 27th at 9pm on ABC
Nash Bridges just got Crockett-ed
Chicago Med
Airs: November 17th at 9pm on NBC
Who Cares About Doctor Shows
Code Black
Airs: September 30th at 10pm on CBS
Holy shit, another Doctor show
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Airs: October 21st at 8pm on The CW
Worst DC Comics show ever
Dr Ken
Airs: October 2nd at 8:30pm on ABC
That guy from The Hangover
Flesh and Bone
Airs: November 8th at 8pm on Starz
Heel, toe, heel, toe…VENGENANCE!!!
Grandfathered
Airs: September 29th at 8pm on Fox
John Stamos has excellent genes
The Grinder
Airs: September 29th at 8:30pm on Fox
Rob Lowe uses Grindr app?
Heroes Reborn
Airs: September 24th at 8pm on NBC
Even superheroes can be boring
Indian Summers
Airs: September 27th at 9pm on PBS
Grandparents wouldn’t even watch this
Life in Pieces
Airs: September 21st at 8:30pm on CBS
CBS’ Modern Family rip-off
Limitless
Airs: September 22nd at 10pm on CBS
Man uses brain, women rejoice
The Man in the High Castle
Streams: November 20th on Amazon
French Taunter in Holy Grail
Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy
Airs: September 26th at 9:30pm on Disney XD
Chris Pratt’s abs: Cartoon Edition
Marvel’s Jessica Jones
Streams: November 20th on Netflix
Marvel’s Don’t Trust The B—
Master of None
Streams: November 6th on Netflix
Aziz tries to make Louie
Minority Report
Airs: September 21st at 9pm on Fox
This stars Fez not Cruise
Moonbeam City
Airs: September 16th at 10:30pm on Comedy Central
Not Frank Zappa’s kid name
The Muppets
Airs: September 22nd at 8pm on ABC
Puppets Getting Fisted By Humans
The Player
Airs: September 24th at 10pm on NBC
Blade in Vegas…hell yeah!
Quantico
Airs: September 27th at 10pm on ABC
Because all FBI agents are sexy…
Red Oaks
Streams: October 9th on Amazon
Way Way Back The Series
Rosewood
Airs: September 23rd at 8pm on Fox
Morris Chestnut’s latest career failure
Supergirl
Airs: October 26th at 8:30pm on CBS
Dean Cain appears, show doomed
Truth Be Told
Airs: October 16th at 8:30pm on NBC
Grown up Zach Morris alert
Wicked City
Airs: October 27th at 10pm on ABC
LAPD actually do their jobs