Even people in the zombie-infested world of The Walking Dead have to find love..or at the very least, get some every once and awhile. I’d imagine the characters living in the Walking Dead world would use these 60 pick up lines. Or maybe not since by the time they try to ask these, they will probably would have been eaten alive already.
1. Want to see my aquarium of walker heads?
2. Baby, this is a DICKatorship!
3. I’ve noticed you from afar, in my scope…
4. If I shot an arrow through our heart will you still believe I’m Cupid?
5. The sight of you cleaning your sword really turns me on.
Game of Thrones is one of my favorite TV series and books. I’m sure you all want to know what the citizens of the Seven Kingdoms usually say when they want to pick up someone. Well now you can! Here’s a list of 60 Game of Thrones pick up lines. See if you can get all the references and if you got anymore, post them in the comments! Valar Morghulis.
Civet is an all-girl Sunset Strip-style punk n’ roll band who would sooner bash your head in with your own severed arm than accept a rose from you. But still, there’s no use in trying right? We asked you, gentle reader, for the perfect line to win over these ferocious femme fatales.
Jeff Goldblum is the greatest actor…ever! There’s no debate about it. Besides being ReadJunk’s One True Goldblum (OTG), he also has a way with the ladies. Perhaps he used lines from the various movies he appeared in? I’ve compiled a small list of the best Jeff Goldblum movie quotes that could be used for pick-up lines. If you use these pick-up lines, you’re on your way to some Blummin’ sex!
Take a man, immerse him in intense training for years and send him out on deadly missions against samurais, pirates and dinosaurs where he may not come back alive. That kind of life can get lonely. If you are, have been, or plan on becoming a ninja in the future and wind up in some hole in the wall tavern or a biker dive, try some of these helpful pickup lines to land that one night stand that you so desperately need. And remember ladies, ninjas need lovin’ too!
Who says that reading comic books can’t be useful? Don’t let those chumps bring you down with things like reality. You can get a girl. Honest. Just try out some of these pick-up lines at your local comic convention or maybe you should go somewhere that actually has girls like a club or a bar. You’ll be moving out of your mom’s basement in no time.
You’re on level 99. You have bought every item and maxed out your gil. You’ve even beaten that near-impossible optional boss. The only thing you haven’t done is have sex. But now you can put those 65 hours of gameplay to work and pick up an actual woman!
Alcohol and cigarettes are good for you socially. They loosen you up, allowing you to be more charming and sexy than you actually are. On one memorable night, I asked a stranger for a light, not so much because I wanted to smoke, but because I needed a conversation opener. One thing let to another, and now she is my wife.
It is a scientific fact that pick-up lines are largely effective. Most women have no natural defense against the romantic artistry of a true pick-up-line-slinging master. But “most” is not “all.” There are some cold fish out there who don’t want to be flattered in creative and imaginative ways. They want to be challenged with words that are as aloof as they are poetic. And that is why I am sharing with you my foolproof Insulting Pick-Up Lines, guaranteed to crack even the coldest ice queen, leading you into the moist warmth of their cooch.
1. What’s black and white and red all over? My skankin’ heart.
2. If beauty could be measured by weight, you would be Buster Bloodvessel.
3. The Specials? The only special one here is you.
4. You must be Jamaican… cuz Jamaican me crazy!
5. You syncopate my heartbeat.
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