Record Label: Tooth & Nail
Genre: Christian Punk
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Jesus would totally love these guys. If you said, “Jesus Christ, these guys are good!”, Jesus would reply, “Fuck yeah!” And then I’d be like, “Dude, pass the fucking bong.” And Jesus would be all “Bitch, I bought the shit.” And then I’d be like “Fuck, Showbread kick ass. They play noisy punk, but they’ve got an upbeat, quirky approach with cool distortion, a light diet of retro techno, a great sense of melody, and a fun, leg-shaking beat.” And Jesus would totally say, “What are you, a fucking faggot music critic?” And I’d be like, “Haha, not really.” And Jesus would say, “No shit. Anyway, I like these guys, even though they have some guy screaming his head off in the background fairly often, it’s not so bad. I’m even getting like a Faith No More vibe from these fucks.” And I’d be like, “Yeah, I can see that. Shit, Jesus, you like know everything.” “Bitch, shut the fuck up and pass the wine.” “Dude, we don’t got any more. Go make some.” “What am I, a fucking walking liquor store?” “Umm… yeah, you dumb douchenozzle, that’s why I hang out with you, you smelly fuck.” Then Jesus would call his dad and have him smite me. Fuckin God, man.

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