Haggard

DVD Reviews | Mar 4th, 2005

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Never heard of this movie until it was sent to me. Plus I’ve never seen any CKY stuff besides what they did on Jackass, or anything that wasn’t Jackass. Well this movie features them all acting in a full length with Ryan Dunn being the sorry fuck as the lead role. He’s just so miserable in this movie, it’s pretty funny how miserable and depressed he is. I think he’s probably the best actor in the group as well. You can just sense how angry and pissed off he gets and it seems real on film.

Haggard is about Ryan Dunn breaking up with his girlfriend (Jenn Rivell) and being down & depressed the whole movie. He’s depressed because he hears through the grapevine that she’s banging some metal guy named “Hellboy” (Rake Yorn) and that just pisses him off. So he recruits his 2 friends (Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo) to find out the truth and cause some havoc along the way.

The movie was shot really cool by Bam, with some dope effects you see in skating and music videos. This is and felt like an indie movie to me, along with subpar acting. But you get a bunch of friends to make a movie together, that’s what you’re gonna get. I guess the movie was trying to go for a comedy and I laughed out loud for a few things like Brandon crapping in a gas tank and falling off some garbage cans and having them crash into his face, and Ryan Dunn getting stabbed with a fork in the eye. But I thought the movie dragged a lot and was kind of dumb at times. But one thing was that was there was some hot nudity in this, including a brief lesbo scene. Sorry fellas, scene wasn’t long enough to be spankable haha. The movie also includes some special appearances with Bam’s father, Tony Hawk, Bucky Lasek and more!

I think I found myself liking the extras more than the movie itself. The DVD featured a 40 minute or so making of the movie, some music videos, a skit involving Ryan Dunn getting tossed into a dumpster and a trailer. If you like stuff from the Crew of Jackass/ CKY, then you might enjoy this movie. I just prefer watching them hurt themselves on Jackass instead of seeing them try to act.

Features:
– Full length making of
– HIM “Heartache Every Moment” music video
– Brans “Chinese Freestyle” music video
– CKY “Attached at the hip” music video
– Body bag at dump (skit too gnarly for Jackass)
– Trailer

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ENGLISH: Dolby Digital Stereo

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Standard 1.33:1 Color

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Favorite Scenes: I like the shitting in the gas tank gag, that was pretty funny.
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