’s Holiday Gift Guide 2009

Articles | Dec 3rd, 2009

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It’s that time of year again where only one thing matters…gifts! has compiled a list of items that would make great presents during this holiday season. We’ve broken up the items into categories like Photography, Movies, TV, Music, Books, and more! We even have a Gag Gifts section as well. If you think we’re missing something, comment down below!


Concert Photography Prints by Bryan Kremkau

You know what makes a lovely gift? Concert photography prints from Bryan Kremkau! Yes THAT Bryan Kremkau. Prints come in all sizes and the quality is amazing. If you’re a fan of punk, ska, celtic, rock and roll and need a print; check out what Bryan has and buy a print! Find any prints you want at!


Up (4 Disc Combo Pack with Digital Copy and DVD) [Blu-ray]

One of the best movies of the year! Pixar has done it again; that should just be added to the lexicon dictionary.

Star Trek (Three-Disc +Digital Copy) [Blu-ray]

I wasn’t a Star Trek fan, but now I am after seeing this movie. If you don’t own this already, this would be perfect for the holidays.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy & BD-Live) [Blu-ray]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was an excellent adaptation of the book. Of course some things were left out from the book but overall, I really liked this movie! Obviously this would be ideal for HP fans.

Angels & Demons (Two-Disc Extended Edition)

Not as good as Da Vinci Code I think, but still worth owning or buying for someone who’s into this sort of stuff.

Inglourious Basterds (Two-Disc Special Edition)

Can’t find a better Holiday present than a movie about Killing Hitler and Nazis!

Laser Mission

Want to see a bad movie? (And I mean REALLY BAD movie) Than Laser Mission (or how the credits show: “Aser Missio”) would be a great gag gift for people that like awful movies.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter [Blu-ray]

People looking for a new Christmas movie…look no further than Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter! Also available on DVD!

Barbie Twilight Edward Doll

You can’t have the real Edward ladies. Its not gonna happen. But you teenagers and creepy mothers can now “play” with your very own Edward Cullen Barbie doll.

Disney / Pixar Up Movie 11 Inch Talking Plush Figure Dug

“I do not like the cone of shame.”

Joss Whedon Serenity Movie Logo Mens T-Shirt

Serenity geeks will like this shirt. The holiday gift I want from Serenity would be Inara haha.

The Hangover Baby Bjorn T-Shirt

The Hangover is an overrated comedy but this shirt is funny.

A Christmas Story pink rabbit suit

I want one!!!

Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation Blackhawks Hockey Jersey

I wonder if the burnt up recliner is for sale too? How about Eddie’s RV?

Tropic Thunder Energy Drink Booty Sweat

Great gift to give to Grandmothers!

Sex Panther fragrance

Now you can smell just as bad as Paul Rudd’s Brian Fantana from Anchorman!

A Christmas Story 20 Inch Leg Lamp Prop Replica

Want a lamp from A Christmas Story!?

Star Wars Yoda Pet Costume

You may not own a Yoda but you can dress your dog up like him!

The Boondock Saints Brothers Dual Guns and Tatoos T-shirt

Boondock Saints II just came out, the DVD isn’t available yet but you can always get someone a t-shirt instead?

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Hilarious College T-shirt

The shirt the Fat Kid wore in Bad Santa!

I Got Worms! Pet Store T Shirt

Dumb and Dumber themed t-shirt. Hey, it’s still funny damnit!

Star Trek Original USS Enterprise NCC 1701 Bottle Opener

Trekkie nerds probably already have this.

Cult Classics Series 5 Medieval Ash 7″ Action Figure

One of the cooler statues of Ash from Army of Darkness


Carbon Leaf – Nothing Rhymes with Woman

Best album of the year!

The Rifles – Great Escape

My 2nd favorite album of the year!

Madness – The Liberty of Norton Folgate

Madness is back with an incredible album

Tom Waits – Glitter and Doom Live

Good live album from the eccentric Tom Waits. I just wish the selection of songs were better.

Frank Turner – Poetry of the Deed

I just got into Frank Turner’s music this year but he has quickly skyrocketed amongst the best musicians out there right now. I also recommend checking out his album from 2008 called Love Ire and Song

Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Pin Points & Gin Joints

A new Bosstones album!? Now that’s a holiday gift!

Woodstock: 3 Days of Peace & Music Director’s Cut (40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition


The Pogues – Just Look Them Straight in the Eye and Say…Pogue Mahone [BOX SET]

A bit pricey since it’s an import but a worthy gift if you’re a hardcore Pogues fan. It has tons of rare recordings from Shane MacGowan and the boys

Kaiser Chiefs – Live at Elland Road

Kaiser Chiefs rock and so does this DVD

Keane – Live [Blu-ray]

I like Keane but never saw them live. Who knows if this DVD is any good or not.

Never Get Out of the Van: The Story of Mustard Plug

Cool documentary about the ska band Mustard Plug. Plus has some music videos and live footage!

Reel Big Fish Live! In Concert!

Another RBF live DVD but this one is good!

NOFX Backstage Passport

Excellent mini-series about NOFX touring a bunch of countries. See them play, get drunk and do drugs, and cause riots.

The Saw Doctors: Clare Island to Cape Cod

A good documentary and concert from Irish rock band The Saw Doctors

Rush: R30 [Blu-ray]

Gotta have something on here that Adam Coozer would approve of

Jethro Tull: Live at Madison Square Garden 1978 (DVD/CD)

Tull rocks!

Iron Maiden: Flight 666

I hear this Maiden documentary is very good

Ramones – Pres Seal T-Shirt

Classic Ramones shirt

Fred Perry Limited Edition The Specials Checkerboard 30th Anniversary Collection Men’s Black and White Polo Shirt

The Specials limited edition Fred Perry polo shirt. Very cool but a little pricey so beware.

GG Allin 1991 Throbblehead Figure Limited Edition of 2000

Nothing says Christmas like a GG Allin bobble head covered in blood and in a speedo

the Beatles Trivial Pursuit

Think you know everything about the Beatles big shot?

Bose® SoundDock® Portable digital music system

I highly recommend one of these!


Band of Brothers [Blu-Ray]

Best war mini-series/movie/etc. ever! Hopefully the Pacific is just as good, which comes out in March 2010

John Adams (HBO Miniseries)

Seeing Paul Giamatti as John Adams in a sex scene was a bit disgusting but other than that, this mini-series is fantastic! I wish we could get a mini-series on each president..well except the last one we had.

The Unit: The Complete Giftset

I’ve already praised this show enough, but might as well do it again. An excellent TV series that didn’t get picked up for a new season this year (lame!). But the 4 seasons were awesome and offered something fresh each episode.

Lost: The Complete Fifth Season

Freakin’ awesome series with lots of cool extras as well. Only 1 more season to go and then our lives will feel very empty.

The Complete Monty Python’s Flying Circus Collector’s Edition Megaset

The complete collection of Monty Python episodes is now only 60 dollars! I paid over 100 bucks for this stuff a few years ago. So jump at the chance of getting this now.

Monty Python: Almost The Truth

This 6 part documentary is extensive, very funny and very informative about Monty Python. It aired on IFC in October but now you can own it on DVD and Blu-Ray. 6 hours later, I still feel like I don’t know the comedy troupe that well.

Family Guy Presents: Something Something Something Dark Side

Just in time for Xmas is the newest Family Guy spoof on Star Wars, this time they spoof Empire Strikes Back! I hope they make fun of Luke and Leia kissing, since they are brother and sister after all.

Rome: Complete Series

The show has violence, great acting, nudity and sex, what’s not to love?!

The IT Crowd: The Complete Third Season

The latest season of IT Crowd was hysterical, but be sure to get the first two seasons as well!

Long Way Round (Deluxe) Long Way Down (Deluxe) Race To Dakar – Complete 8 DVD Box Set

Amazing series starring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman. It will make you want to get on a motorbike and see the world.

Transformers: 25th Anniversary Matrix Of Leadership Edition [The Complete Series]

I’d love to get this set but it’s just too much money. Unless Santa wants to buy me this?

Black Adder Remastered: The Ultimate Edition

One of the best British comedies of all time.

Fawlty Towers: The Complete Collection Remastered

Same goes for Fawlty Towers!

Futurama: The Complete Collection

Futurama is coming out with even more new episodes but at least this collection will hold you over until more come out.

Coupling – The Complete Seasons 1-4

One of my favorite TV shows!

Seinfeld – The Complete Series

You can just watch the episodes on TV every night but still nice to own

Lost Benjamin Linus Bobble Head

Pretty certain the bobble head won’t be as manipulative as the real Benjamin Linus

The Office Dwight Schrute Bobblehead

Every office dweller needs one of these!

South Park Deluxe Talking Mr. Hanky


The Family Guy Stewie Head Football

What the deuce!

Dick in a Box

Put your dick in a box!

Jack Bauer Figure

They even captured his screaming face perfectly. “DAMNIT!”

House T-Shirt

Try to show people you’re smart by having a House brain t-shirt


The Lost Symbol

The latest Dan Brown book would be great to give someone for the Holidays

Last Words: A Memoir (Hardcover)

The last book ever written by the greatest comedian of all-time

David Cross: I Drink for a Reason

David Cross is hilarious. Not sure if this book is good but I’m counting on it.

Lowside of the Road: A Life of Tom Waits (Hardcover)

I don’t think Tom Waits approved this book but might be an interesting read anyway?

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance – Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!

Adding Zombies will make any book better. I can’t wait for the Bernstein Bears Visit Zombieland edition.

MacKenzie Phillips High On Arrival

Learn about Mackenzie’s creepy, disgusting love affair with her Father John Phillips (of Mamas and the Papas). I bet things will be awkward at their next Holiday dinner hahaha.

Michael Crichton – Pirate Latitudes: A Novel

The last book from Michael Crichton, and it’s about pirates! Sweet!

Who Shot Rock and Roll: A Photographic History, 1955-Present

A fantastic gift to give to photographers

Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas

I didn’t know Jim Henson based his TV special on a book?

By Any Means: His Brand New Adventure from Wicklow to Wollongong

Charley did another series By Any Means this summer, not sure if this is the first By Any Means or the second…Either way check this out!

Where’s Waldo? The Complete Collection

Where’s Waldo is a great children book to read on the crapper.

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes) (v. 1, 2, 3) [BOX SET]

I didn’t like Calvin and Hobbes as much as other things but this would be a sweet gift.

The Complete Far Side 1980-1994 (2 vol set)

Not the complete collection but pretty close. I’d love to own all these comic strips.

What’s Your Poo Telling You?

Ever wonder why you shit green? Or why your poo leaves streaks in the toilet? Now you can find out why!

What’s My Pee Telling Me?

Ever wonder why you pee smells or looks a different color? No? Well you’re weird then.

Up Shit Creek: A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures

This has to be pretty amusing right?

Video Games:

Lego Rock Band

This has to be a lot of fun. Can’t go wrong with Legos

New Super Mario Bros

Super Mario Bros is the best game franchise!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty games are tough to play but they’ve come so far since the first game.

Left 4 Dead 2

This game looks scary…and fun too

The Beatles: Rock Band

Got a couple of hundred bucks to spend on this?

Tony Hawk Ride

I can see lots of these skateboard controllers flying through TV sets or out the window.

DJ Hero Bundle with Turntable

Be a wanna-be DJ!

Retrolink USB Nintendo NES Classic Controller

I want this! Then I just have to figure out where to download the old NES games. Up down Up down left right left right…

Gag Gifts:

Turbo Snake

Nothing says I love you then something that can unclog crap

Snuggie for Dogs

Snuggie for people is just lame. Might as well make your dog lame too!

Herpes Toy

Give someone Herpes!

The Shit Box

I want to crap in the shit box!

Shit List Notepad

I love making list, now I can make my official Shit List!

Origami Boulder Company wadded paper

This isn’t just your ordinary paper crumpled up. it’s Origami Boulder Company wadded paper!

Boyfriend Arm Pillow

Don’t like cuddling? Here’s the perfect solution!

THAT’S IT EVERYONE! Enjoy and Happy Holidays!


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