’s Holiday Gift Guide 2015

Articles | Nov 27th, 2015

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Another holiday season is here and it’s that time to buy a bunch of crap you probably don’t need. Just in case you need to buy some junk for people, we have compiled a list of things you might be interested for this holiday season.

Photography Prints:
Find a photo you want on and shoot me an email if you’re interested in a print for that special someone! I’ll have online purchasing setup for next year, I promise!

Matt Kremkau Photography
Carbon Leaf @ Gramercy Theatre, NYC (16)
My twin brother Matt’s photos are on sale at his SmugMug page.

My T-Shirts

Misfit Toys
Misfit Toys T-shirt on Teepublic

What’s cooler, The Misfits or the Misfit Toys?

Punk Han Solo Shirt
Star Wars' Han Solo: "Punk Solo"

I’m proud of this shirt and think you should buy it too! You’ll be the cool one at the show instead of wearing a band shirt of the band you’re seeing

New York Red Bulls: Ginger Ninja
Holiday Gift Guide: Ginger Ninja

New York Red Bulls Dax McCarty, the Ginger Ninja NES shirt that I did

New York Red Bulls: Marsch’s Red Army
Holiday Gift Guide: Marsch' s Red Army

Soviet propaganda poster inspired New York Bulls shirt

Other T-Shirts

Hockey Trooper

I got this last year

Tis But A Scratch

Simple yet so good

Don’t Mention The War

I wanted to design this but someone beat me to it.

Immortan Joe from Mad Max Fury Road

Love this desgin, need to buy it some day or would make for a nice present, hint hint..size M, black.

Best Buds


The Punk Knight

and Straight Edge to boot?


It’s the most dreadful place on earth!

The White Walking Dead

Didn’t take long for someone to mashup Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead

Mr Robot

This Mr. Robot shirt stands out from the pack on Teepublic

Don’t Hassel the Hoff t-shirt

Nothing is awesome as The Hoff

Movie Junk

Sphero BB-8 App-Enabled Droid

I want one!

Superhero Wall Lights

I want this too!

Star Wars: The Complete Saga (Episodes I-VI) [Blu-ray]

Watch all the unnecessary updates to your favorite trilogy

Star Wars Episode 7 Funko Pop -Kylo Ren

Get this now and hope Kylo Ren doesn’t suck in the movie

Star Wars Episode 7 Funko Pop – Captain Phasma

Brought to you by Chrome

Star Wars Episode 7 Funko Pop – Rey

I’m sure Star Wars geeks doesn’t want a female Star Wars character memorabilia unless she’s in a slave bikini

Star Wars Episode 7 Funko Pop – Finn

Man I hope this movie doesn’t suck!

FunKo POP Movie: Buddy the Elf Toy Figure

Buddy the Elf what’s your favorite color?

The Hobbit Extended Edition Trilogy: 3 Movie Collection

Watch all three Hobbit movies and fast forward all the bloated stuff that wasn’t in the books.

Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase 2 Collection

Lots of good stuff in here

Monty Python and the Holy Grail 40th Anniversary Edition [Blu-ray]

The 40th release of this movie

Exclusive Star Wars Death Star Waffle Maker

“Death Star waffles again! uggghhhh” – my kid in a few years

Krull Blu-Ray

Such an underrated fantasy movie

Mad Max: Fury Road (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD)

One of the best movies of the year!

Jurassic World [Blu-ray]

A fun movie, although a little similar to the original

Ant-Man 2-Disc 3D BD Combo Pack [Blu-ray]

Entertaining as hell!

Inside Out (Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack + Digital Copy)

Cute and made me teary

James Bond Collection

Still haven’t seen all of the James Bond movies

NECA Guardians of The Galaxy Body Knocker Dancing Groot Figure

I need one of these already…

National Lampoon’s Vacation Wally World Adult T-Shirt

Marty Moose!

TV Junk

Game of Thrones: Season 5

Worth buying just for Hardhome episode

Marvel’s Agent Carter: Season 1

Who would have thought a non-superhero show would be so great

Better Call Saul: Season 1

Surprisingly very good

Justified: The Complete Series

Pretty much flawless series

Fear the Walking Dead: Season 1 [Blu-ray]

A decent spin-off series to Walking Dead

Shirt Tales: The Complete Series

I need to buy this

The Herculoids: Complete Series (2 Disc)

I loved this one as a kid

Game of Thrones Custom Made Legos

Reenact the Red Wedding with Lego Game of Thrones characters

Monopoly: Game of Thrones Collector’s Edition Board Game

Oh no, you landed on Frey’s The Twins!

Peanuts Holiday Collection

Nice depressing holiday cartoons for the whole family

Married with Children: The Complete Series

Very cheap for the whole series!

Walking Dead Toys

Pretty weird looking Walking Dead characters

Firefly’s Jayne Hat

At least Jayne wasn’t a right-wing lunatic

Python-opoly Board Game

You’re a stupid bastard and got no arms left, you can’t collect $200.

Festivus Pole

Festivus for the rest of us

Alias (Marvel’s AKA Jessica Jones Graphic Novel)

Read the comics that made Marvel’s Jessica Jones awesome.

Funko Legacy Action: GOT – Jon Snow

Become a Night’s Watch member and stab Jon in the back repeatedly.

The Walking Dead Compendium Volume 3

Volume 3 of the Walking Dead comics

Gumby: Complete 50’s Series Plus Collector’s Edition 1950s 6 Inch Bendable Toy

I love Gumby!

Wire, The: The Complete Series (BD) [Blu-ray]

One of the best TV series ever

Batman: The Complete Television Series

Holy boxset Batman!

Music Junk

Rare Breed Flexi Disk Subscription
Rare Breed Recording Company

subscribe and get some cool music

Pilfers – From Far
Pilfers - "From Far"

Pilfers are back again!

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Soundtrack

new John Williams Star Wars film score!!!!

The Skints – FM

Album of the year

Stick Figure – Set in Stone

Awesome reggae album

Greenland Whalefishers – “The Thirsty Cave”

GWF continue to release awesome stuff!

Midnight Mantics – Mixtape Vol. 1
Midnight Mantics - Mixtape Vol. 1

Synth pop goodness

The White Buffalo – “Love And The Death Of Damnation”

Americana doesn’t get much better than this!

The Levellers A Curious Life
A Curious Life movie review

Levellers documentary that should be seen by any fan

Rude Boy George – Confessions
Rude Boy George Confessions Album Review

80s..check…ska…check…bitchin tunes…check…

Chris Trapper – Symphonies of Dirt & Dust

Chris released this one out of the blue this year and it’s an excellent album!

Kung Fury Soundtrack

It has the latest David Hasselhoff’s gem “True Survivor” on it!

The Pogues Ace Of Spades Shirt

Pogue Mahone!

NOFX: Backstage Passport 2

NOFX are finally back with more hijinks in foreign countries

Love Loss Hope Repeat Reneaux

Carbon Leaf redid their already good Love Loss Hope Repeat and made it even better

Henry & Glenn Forever

A true love story

Punk Rock Blitzkrieg: My Life as a Ramone

The inside story of the Ramones, by a Ramone.

Ska’d for Life: A Personal Journey with The Specials

Horace’s book about being The Specials

Black By Design: A 2-Tone Memoir

Another ska memoir to put underneath the tree

Madness – Madstock

Reissued and lots more stuff

Mad Max: Fury Road

Such an awesome film score!

The 80s Porn music collection

Get in the mood for the holidays with 80s porno music

Other Junk

The Complete Far Side

I have most of the Far Side but one collection would be better

Let’s Start a Riot: How A Young Drunk Punk became a Hollywood Dad

Bruce from Kids in the Hall writes about being a dad

Covert to Overt: The Under/Overground Art of Shepard Fairey

Some of Sheppard’s latest work

All I See is Skulls Prints

Vinnie from Less Than Jake’s skulls

Bob Ross No Mistakes Just Happy Accidents Graphic T-Shirt

I need to make a shirt of Bob Ross that says “Just Tap It”

Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger – Back To The Future

When you get pulled over for going 88mph, just point to this to the cop

Sega Genesis AtGames Classic Game Console 2015

Play some Sonic or Altered Beast

Fat Albert’s Survival Kit

Survival Tip #1: Don’t take anything I give to you

M.C. Hammer Outfit

You can’t touch this…

Butt & Face Cotton Towel

Now you know where to wipe your face and ass

Fundies Undies for Two

Now double the amount of hersey squirts to clean up

Look at This F*cking Hipster

Nothing better than making fun of hipsters


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