Intergalactic shock-rockers and semi-disputed masters of Earth, GWAR, have today announced the latest series of exclusive concert appearances in support of their latest metallic opus, the critically acclaimed “Lust in Space”, out now on Metal Blade Records!

“This is what we like to call the Tertiary Tornado Tour,” said guitarist Balsac the Jaws of Death, reached today at the satellite Slave-Pit TV studios, located in Brooklyn, N.Y., where he and band-mate Oderus Urungus are preparing for the upcoming “Crack-a-Thon”. “This is the tour where we hit all the places we missed the first time across the U.S., from a host of reasons ranging from bad weather, poor directions, or venereal diseases. Many people in these cities think they have escaped the wrath of GWAR, while others pray for our arrival. One thing is for sure…everybody’s gonna die!”

In addition to the usual assortment of shitholes, beer-soaked cess-pools, and actual cool venues, GWAR will be appearing at this year’s Skatopia Festivals as well as at the Bonnaroo music festival, where they have publicly pledged to nasally violate the entire Dave Mathews Band.

Check out GWAR this spring at the following soon-to-be-destroyed locations–

Tue/Jun-01 Toledo, OH @ Headliners
Wed/Jun-02 Palatine, IL @ Durty Nellies
Fri/Jun-04 Ft. Collins, CO @ Aggie Theatre
Sat/Jun-05 Grand Junction, CO @ Mesa Theatre & Club
Mon/Jun-07 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
Wed/Jun-09 Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen
Thu/Jun-10 Jackson, MS @ Club Fire
Fri/Jun-11 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
Sat/Jun-12 Manchester, TN @ Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival
Mon/Jun-14 Raleigh, NC @ Lincoln Theatre
Tue/Jun-15 N. Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues SC
Wed/Jun-16 Richmond, VA @ The National
Thu/Jun-17 Allentown, PA @ Crocodile Rock
Fri/Jun-18 Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
Sat/Jun-19 Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance
Sun/Jun-20 Boston, MA @ House of Blues Boston
Tue/Jun-22 Farmingdale, NY @ The Crazy Donkey
Wed/Jun-23 Syracuse, NY @ Westcott Theatre
Thu/Jun-24 Millvale, PA @ Mr. Small’s Theatre
Fri/Jun-25 Lexington, KY @ Buster’s Billiards & Backroom
Sat/Jun-26 Rutland, OH @ 2010 Interpunk American Skate Fest