Returners “Love Like Suicide EP”

Album Reviews | Aug 30th, 2008

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Record Label: Nothing But A Nightmare
Genre: Horror Punk
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These guys are going for a Misfits-like sound, which is all right by me. Only problem is that instead of dripping evil, the vocalist’s voice is soaringly bright and positive and bereft of anything resembling rockitude.

Forget Glenn Danzig, this guy is no Dio. Actually, this guy is no Paul Simon. Don’t get me wrong, his voice is on key and he can hold down a note as if he were on American Idol. But he sounds like he should be singing Christian folk songs on an acoustic guitar and not doing anything associated with the genre known as ROCK, let alone horror punk. I feel bad saying it, because his voice isn’t bad, but it just doesn’t fit. Face it – Danzig could blow this guy over with a well-placed fart.

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