Starring Anthony Anderson, Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Leslie Nielson, Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen
Written By: Craig Mazin, Pat Proft
Directed By: David Zucker
Studio: Dimension
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… Let me just start by saying that it’s nice to be working for this site once again. Now, on to the review. Scary Movie 3.5, I didn’t even realize they made a third one. I’m a horror purist, and I’ve never really been into spoofs, but I figured I’ll give it a watch.

The movie still takes place around Cindy, who was in the last 2 Scary Movies, and now she works at a news station. She thinks a deadly videotape is connected to UFO sightings and crop circles. She meets a stupid white rapper who lives at his older brother’s farm house. The dumb rapper and his brother discovered a crop circle on their property. Cindy and the brothers try to get to the word out that Aliens and other crap is happening. Yeah the plot jumps all over the place so don’t really put too much thought into it.

The stupid jokes began almost instantly and continued incessantly throughout the whole 20 minutes I could stomach. I got about 3 chuckles out of this Mel Brooks copycat movie blender… Signs mixed with The Ring mixed with 8 Mile… please. The only people who would find this garbage funny are stoned high school freshmen, and I think that’s the movie’s target audience… so mission accomplished. I tried…I really tried to stifle the groans and suck it up and sit through this waste of DVD production dollars, but this is honestly one of the most horrible movies ever made. There have only been a handful of films I’ve cut out of early, and believe me, I’ve sat through some horrible movies… but this takes the cake. If we’re going by a star system… I give this a negative 10. Don’t rent it. Certainly don’t buy it. I am now stupider for having watched 20 minutes of it.

Features:
Feature Commentary by Director David Zucker, Producer Robert K. Weiss, and Writers Craig Mazin and Pat Proft.
Deleted and Extended Scenes with Optional Commentary
Outtakes and Bloopers
Alternate Ending
More Deleted Scenes
Making Scary Movie 3
Making Scary Movie 3… FOR REAL
Hulk vs. Aliens – Behind the Scenes of the Alternate Ending

Audio:
ENGLISH: Dolby Digital 5.1 CC
FRENCH: Dolby Digital Stereo

Video:
Widescreen 1.85:1 Color (Anamorphic)

Subtitles:
Spanish

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Rating: NR
Running Time: 85 minutes
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