Record Label: Lens Records
Genre: Techno/Ambient
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Ambient that really stretches out the notes for that mind-numbing feel. Kind of reminds me of that Goldie album that sounds like two people playing racquetball in space in slow motion for two hours.

Ambient this dull is almost as bad as stimuli deprivation. I think I’d rather be trapped in a box than listen to this album again. Try listening to “God Is So Good, God Is So Dub” – an 8-minute track of one or two chanting notes held for small eternities. It’s followed by another 8-minute track of soft, repetitive techno, called “Warm and Fuzzy.” There is no escape from the monotone monotony.

The shorter songs feel no less dull; I think your soul ages a year per minute.

I dig ambient if it has something original or interesting to it, or at least paints a calm and soothing landscape. Beehatch is so artistically void, its pointlessness induces rage.

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